Someone who prefers to pay for something even when it (or an alternative) is available for free (often through means of dubious legality). As opposed to a freetard
by bloober August 3, 2008
Get the paytard mug.Someone stupid in every type of intelligence. A combination of the Greek word 'pan' meaning 'all' and the word 'tard'
by Gabriel Malone December 28, 2007
Get the pantard mug.An individual who under the influence of marijuana seems to lose even a basic ability to interact with his/her environment. Typically in this state pottards exhibit obsessive compulsive behavior where they attempt to perform a task without any logical reason. Pottards do not seem capable of grasping the sheer depth of their behavior and as such are a burden to those around them.
"Why is Joe trying to open the bar's bathroom door with his keys?"
"He's a pottard, just grab his jacket and I'll put him in a cab."
"He's a pottard, just grab his jacket and I'll put him in a cab."
by Towhead January 25, 2010
Get the Pottard mug.A paytard is someone who spends money indiscriminately, particularly on the Internet or on technology products.
Mike is such a paytard, he just spent another $400 on a new iPod 40GB even though he already had an iPod 20GB. Is it really that hard to clean up your music library?
by Spirit Bear April 16, 2008
Get the paytard mug.Damn, Abby is such a pottard. She knows every line from every book by heart, and she's read every book and seen every movie 8 times!
by Fuu Ikari June 23, 2007
Get the Pottard mug.Note: Ben has nothing against gays
Bill: (argument)
Ben: (counter-argument)
Bill: at least I didn't fuck a guy!
Ben: but, that was ages ago.
Bill: you still did it.
Ben: sure you hang out with gay guys.
Bill: I don't fuck them though.
Ben: you just can't accept my argument, pastard... >.<
Bill: (argument)
Ben: (counter-argument)
Bill: at least I didn't fuck a guy!
Ben: but, that was ages ago.
Bill: you still did it.
Ben: sure you hang out with gay guys.
Bill: I don't fuck them though.
Ben: you just can't accept my argument, pastard... >.<
by Alien0826 April 25, 2013
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A meme which fetures a snapshot from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode 'Chocolate with Nuts' when Patrick runs out of a diner before being stopped by Spongebob. The actual meme is Patrick's facial position with a stupid look to it. It is often used in youtube poop and features editing of the snapshot often accompanied by the short piece of music 'Pedobear Stance'
The same sort of editing is used for other clips.
A meme which fetures a snapshot from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode 'Chocolate with Nuts' when Patrick runs out of a diner before being stopped by Spongebob. The actual meme is Patrick's facial position with a stupid look to it. It is often used in youtube poop and features editing of the snapshot often accompanied by the short piece of music 'Pedobear Stance'
The same sort of editing is used for other clips.
A wild patward appeared!
by Hashdog September 27, 2013
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