A misunderstood guy who is lonely, and wants a peng ting with a big bunda, but he will get one he just has to wait.
He is so segzy and if u find one SEGZ THEM NOW!
He is so segzy and if u find one SEGZ THEM NOW!
Noah: HAHAHA I HAVE A GF
Bob: yeah but shes butters, and as flat as a panckake
Stephanie: i wanna segz Patryk Neumann so bad
Patryk:'Shy to reply'
Stephanie:Fudge it, JUMPS ON PATRYK AND THEY HAVE AN EXHILIRATING FUCK SESSION, NOAHS GF JUMPS IN ASWELL TO EXPERIECE EPIC SEGZ
Bob: yeah but shes butters, and as flat as a panckake
Stephanie: i wanna segz Patryk Neumann so bad
Patryk:'Shy to reply'
Stephanie:Fudge it, JUMPS ON PATRYK AND THEY HAVE AN EXHILIRATING FUCK SESSION, NOAHS GF JUMPS IN ASWELL TO EXPERIECE EPIC SEGZ
by No U Noob November 11, 2020
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boy: what??!!! *comits shelf*
girl: and a reject
this is so sexy can we kill the polish
boy: what??!!! *comits shelf*
girl: and a reject
this is so sexy can we kill the polish
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A beautiful Polish man, blue eyes and a smile that lights up any room :)
He's cute as fuck because he be so gentle and humble and awkward and shy, makes you wanna hold him close.
You are one of the chosen few lucky m'fukaz if you can receive Patryk's lovin.
He's cute as fuck because he be so gentle and humble and awkward and shy, makes you wanna hold him close.
You are one of the chosen few lucky m'fukaz if you can receive Patryk's lovin.
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He's cute as fuck because he be so gentle and humble and awkward and shy, makes you wanna hold him close.
You are one of the chosen few lucky m'fukaz if you can receive Patryk's lovin.
He's cute as fuck because he be so gentle and humble and awkward and shy, makes you wanna hold him close.
You are one of the chosen few lucky m'fukaz if you can receive Patryk's lovin.
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Get the patryk kwietniewski mug.Someone who constantly simps and falls asleep in their friends chair and enjoys multiple animals on top of him.
Person: hey what happened last night?
Me: oh some guy came round and did a dirty patryk
Person: oh how did that go?
Me: he had so many animals on top of him he seemed to be enjoying himself.
Me: oh some guy came round and did a dirty patryk
Person: oh how did that go?
Me: he had so many animals on top of him he seemed to be enjoying himself.
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