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dirty patryk

Someone who constantly simps and falls asleep in their friends chair and enjoys multiple animals on top of him.
Person: hey what happened last night?

Me: oh some guy came round and did a dirty patryk
Person: oh how did that go?

Me: he had so many animals on top of him he seemed to be enjoying himself.
by Oioigofuckurself March 20, 2022
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Patryk

A nonce. Usually watch anime often very wired. Threatens to touch kids and issists on calling girls women and will not talk to girls.
"Who is Patryk ?"
"A nonce"

"Where is Patryk?"
"Probably as bly watching kids somewhere"
by KingSam1205 July 8, 2021
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Patryk

MY FUTURE HUSBAND. Yeah bitches thats right. Mine. Kiss my ass.
"Is that Patryk?"
"Oh yeah thats Bronagh's boyfriend."
by BroNaghg March 7, 2024
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Patryk Porebski

A beautiful Polish man, blue eyes and a smile that lights up any room :)
He's cute as fuck because he be so gentle and humble and awkward and shy, makes you wanna hold him close.

You are one of the chosen few lucky m'fukaz if you can receive Patryk's lovin.
Aww how Patryk Porebski of you.
by Sexpersonwholoves sexypeople October 30, 2020
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Patryk Porebski

A beautiful Polish man, blue eyes and a smile that lights up any room :)
He's cute as fuck because he be so gentle and humble and awkward and shy, makes you wanna hold him close.

You are one of the chosen few lucky m'fukaz if you can receive Patryk's lovin.
Aww how Patryk Porebski of you.
by Sexpersonwholoves sexypeople October 30, 2020
mugGet the Patryk Porebskimug.

patryk kwietniewski

Hes batman harvey specter and shane walsh in one some say he fucks girls till they bleed
I want patryk kwietniewski to penetrate my vagina
by Jontarn July 5, 2023
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