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Patio Primate

Joe: Hey look at that porch monkey!

Tom: Hey, hey, hey he's a patio primate!
by OriginalPatioPrimate October 5, 2009
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Jamaican patois

Jamaican Patwa {or Patois) is a so-called creole language. A "creole" is a language that has been influenced by others. In the case of Jamaican patois, the influences have come from French, Spanish, Arawak, Twi and many others.

Up until today, speaking creole has been widely regarded as "inferior", which is why Jamaican Patois has no convention for spelling and grammar. Thus you can spell it anyway you want it. For instance "brother" can be spelled "bradda", "breda" or "bretha", which only adds to the confusion. Modern dub poets like Linton Kwesi Johnson have taken it as far as spelling nearly every single word alternatively, even when the pronunciation is the same. E.g.: "one another" he spells "wananada".

There are many other varieties of patois, like Haitian patois, Santa Lucia patois, Louisiana patois etc.
Example of Shakira's Un Poco de Amor
lyrics Jamaican Patois verses:

Roots and creation com'again! / So mi guardian, mi guardian mi liff up di plana / Now everybody ago do dis one / Like in down di Caribbean / San Andrés, Providence Island / Liffit up, Mekit nuff affliction / Say goodbye to di worse segregation / Dis a di cage of di new generation / Liffit up to di high revelation
by Dino March 13, 2005
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patio sloth

one who, without regard to race, sits on a porch or patio and lazily obserbes people who pass by.
by dgafjoe January 15, 2007
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patish

An incredibly good excuse for missing work. It does not have to be true or believable, as long it guarantees that you cannot get to work.
You had too much to drink on Tuesday, what was your patish on Wednesday?
This guy misses work so often, yet he always has a patish.
by RajeshZA July 21, 2016
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Patioing

The act of going out for drinks on a patio. Patioing is an awesome summer activity
I love patioing in the summer!
by TheRomanianOnHorsedreamer February 7, 2010
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Patio Chimp

A derogatory term for a higher class white family who spends a lot of time on their patio, drinking expensive bottles of wine.
Look at that Patio Chimp Mrs. White, sitting on her patio all day drinking her sangria and judging the neighbors.
by Corey, Trevor, smokes lets go January 29, 2015
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fuck patois

A dialect, or patois, used mainly by college frat boys. Th word fuck must be used in every sentence, often more than once.
Fuck John! That fucking mother fucker fucked my fucking girlfriend!
by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 7, 2005
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