Paternoville

The greatest thing ever known to man or college students. Fantastic Penn State football fans camp out in tents in front of the holy Beaver Stadium to get prime seats in the upcoming football game.

"Paternoville for Ohio State '07 was the greatest week of my life."
"RIP Massive Mac"

by kellizzle March 28, 2008

paternol

The propensity to knowingly cover up for a child predator for the benefit of one's self or others.

Upon receiving reports of child molestation in the men's locker room, the university leaders' paternol instincts kicked in and they decided to ignore the matter for 15 years.

by tequilacamel July 13, 2012

Joe Paterno

Dead.

Joe Paterno lacks life.

by SackofSasquatch February 14, 2012

Paternoed

Paternoed (verb, usually past-tense) -- Slang. To poop, to defecate, to move bowels accidentally or in a situation in which it is least desired. To crap oneself, i.e. moving bowels when wearing a garmet. Named for the legendary Penn State head football coach who was forced to leave in the middle of a big game to use the facilities. He returned after halftime wearing different pants and later said only that he had 'flu-like symptoms.'

Have you Paternoed yet today?

I Paternoed myself.

You smell like you Paternoed yourself.

by M.Kel. September 21, 2008

Pulling a Joe Paterno

After hearing or witnessing something that would normally get a person upset, it is the act of turning the other way and pretending like it never happened.

Guy #1: So...did you hear that Jim knew that girl was being raped and did nothing?

Guy #2: Yeah, he was busy pulling a Joe Paterno.

by qAaRoN July 30, 2012

Paternover

A Paternover is a college football term originating from the Penn State Nittany Lions. The teams propensity to turn the ball over to the opposing team during crucial games is unherald. Named for Joe Paterno the teams coach for 40+ years.

Tub: "Did you see the 2009 Rose Bowl Game?"
Vent: "Yeah PSU made some serious Paternovers at crucial moments."
Tub: "Give Joe a break, he is 80+ and couldn't turn over an omlette with his bum hip."
Vent: "Yeah, but his teams Paternover ratio is way too high. We Are Penn State!"

by JacknRochNY January 2, 2009

Paterno

To be blamed for someone else's crime, even though you told someone about it.

"Man, I didn't even do it! I'm totally being Paterno'd here!"

by J-tard November 23, 2011