patashnik

A cosmonaut who didn't return from an open space mission because his security cable disengaged and he was lost in space.

Check your equipment before stepping into the dark, unless you plan to become patashnik. A human shaped space junk.

by Cononymous Anward June 29, 2016

Patapsco

We work hard and we party even harder. Varsity soccer games and spirit weeks are highlights of the year. A place where Big Riggs and Freddy P are legends. We love the Mexican roofers and creepy custodians equally, and everyone knows to steer clear of Ray Ray (no not Lewis). A place where we are proud of our football (even when they don't win a game all season) and powerderpuff is taken seriosly. We love our emos, our theater kids, those over sexed band kids, our asshole soccerboys, our fashionably ghetto girls, our stoners, our snobby preps and our skaters alike. We love a good girl fight and hate to miss one of Engel's life lessons. We get our transcipts sent to the wrong colleges, but we always get it straightened out. Yes, we go tanning and no, we are not ashamed. We have parties the second our parents walk out the door and head to oc for senior week. So when you ride down Wise Avenue, be sure to park on the street, put on a pink polo, pop your color, grab your books,and roll a j because you've reached a badass school with crazy patriot pride. If you're lucky, they'll be serving holiday meal.

oh yea, we are located in dundalk yup yup!

by ronjon May 6, 2005

Patak's

It is a paste that NON-Asians or Asians who are on the inside more European use to eat their curry with, very tasty if you can't take any spice and like bland food. GO to Pataks.com if you want to make an order.

Non asian1- Do you see that jar of Patak's?
European asian- Yh I tried it it is soooo hot.
Asian- You actually eat that past! It is bland and tastes disgusting. i wasted my whole life trying to get some good curry paste out of Pataks.com

by UncleDaddy_XD_LOL December 17, 2019

Patapsco

Patapsco High, Center of the Arts
Known for its apparently prestigious magnet program which attracts the best artists, dancers, singers and musicians around. It was also recently given the title of "One of the best high schools in the country" which anyone who has spent more than an hour inside said school would call a crock of shit.

Its located in Dundalk, one of the lowest level places in good ol' MD and is also nearby a septic treatment facility, which basically means you get a good whiff of refined shit each morning on your way to school.
We probably have enough stoners, wiggers and pregnant chicks for you to mistake us for the shooting location of Jersey Shore. You'd be lucky to go through the hallways without getting caught up in a fight. You'd be even more fortunate to catch sight of our new principal, whom most students have only seen at an assembly or two.

We at least have a diverse selection of students, from idiotic hipsters (Art students), legit drama whores, (drama students), elitists (Music students)and an overflowing rush of wanna be gangsters and whores.

We have a fake army system, a football team which no one talks about because they're terrible, and lunch fries that no one has ever eaten.
Enjoy your 4 year stay at paradise.

Slogan of Patapsco is "What's that smell?" because we might as well laugh at ourselves along with the rest of the state.

by that one art student September 3, 2012

Patastic

As fantastic as a dj wearing a hawiian shirt at trader joes, who kicks it cold cut style like a deli sandwich.

"My god! You were patastic last night, i came 17 times! I think i'm in love."

by Megatron5.5 December 1, 2006

patashnik

A small cock, completely covered in thick hair (related to 'patasha').

"He's got a bit of a patashnik unfortunately", "I need my patashnik waxed".

by Sumac Rhondocar September 20, 2007

Pataskala, Ohio

Pataskala is located in central Ohio, 20 minutes east of Columbus. Known for being the former home of the famous porn star John Holmes, Pataskala offers many fun activities. These include counting the hundreds of underage pregnant girls roaming the streets in search of marijuana and a vast assortment of drugs (common in the greens). Also, sitting in a vehicle in the local Krogers parking lot for no apparent reason is another popular activity. If a place to stay for an overnighter with a hooker you just picked up, the Shamrock Motel is perfect for you! The stained matresses and the unbelivable amount of crack addicts inhabiting the area will put a smile on any crack whore's face! If sports is more of your choice for entertainment stop by the local Watkins Memorial Highschool for a basketball game. With a total of 3 wins in two years, it should make you feel better about yourself while the coaches embarrase themselves and the entire school. So come on down to Pataskala Ohio and waste your life away with us! See you soon!

Jeff "I wonder what city has the highest population of pregnant whores?"

Steve "It has to be Pataskala, Ohio man, the ratio is 4:1 for pregnant whores to a normal citizen there"

by Cincyfan1001 April 23, 2011