Face Pasta’d

Getting so hammered you have no choice but to eat the pasta with your hands by shoving it into your face.

My friend Dylan was so hammered he Face Pasta’d and ruined it for everyone else.

by Finesteinburg September 19, 2018

Face Party

A radio friendly term used to talk about having oral sex. If you are hosting a face party that means you are the one giving the other person oral sex. Can refer to blow jobs Or eating out a woman. Believed to have been coined by the Free Beer and Hot Wings radio show.

I heard Carol gives a Great face party, Its been awhile since I had my hard member sucked.

by Timinator5000 November 7, 2023

paste-a-face

-----usually consisting of more than 2 layers of "make-up items" such as:

cover-up, face cream, blush, foundation, random goo and powders, and applying them to the face, to appear sexy or perfect.

-----forwardly put: a pound of make-up on the face.

----meaning someone who uses way too much goddamn make-up

----non-real, fake "look" to a person.

-----like a nice painting, but with so much paint on one canvass, it simply globbs together.

****however, do not confuse with "pastey face". it's completley different.

damn, look at that paste-a-face! I bet half her skinny-ass weight is due to her face covered in all that shit!

(guy goes to kiss girl on face)
"awww gross!" "what the hell?! your such a paste-a-face! I can taste nothing but chemicals...."

you have such a paste-a-face, your begining to look moreorange tan, than naturally tan.

by cr4zyd3z April 16, 2011

Face Party

This is when you abuse cocaine for an extended amount of time... Coined by one of our good friends at MC... Also known as the Secret Society....

"Yo Edge, you down on a face party tonight?"
"...Maybe"

by edge November 26, 2004

party on your face

This is when there is when a party happens on somebody's face.

Tony, there is a party on your face. or EVERYBODY! PARTY ON TONY'S FACE! or where's the party... on tony's face.

by gigglesfaceparty March 24, 2011

pasta-faced

Similar to "shit faced", so drunk you have little control over your facial expression.

You were pasta-faced last night.

by J L L September 19, 2006

pastey faced fucker

someone who is so white its annoying.its not racist tho

You:look at that pastey faced fucker heas so white he is reflecting the sun into my eyes.go get a tan some colour .. ..lol......damn pastey faced fucker

by real phrases January 11, 2014