Pasty

A person with such a weird complexion they glow in the dark.

Girl: OMG WHAT IS THAT GLOWING IN THE HALLWAY???
Girl 2: Thats just my sister. I guess I should have told you she is pasty.

by Bob z October 8, 2009

pasty

Another way of saying that someone is being nasty/horrible. Originated from the ancient british proverb; nasty pasty. Can be used in situations when one does not want to be discovered to be insulting someone.

john; you suck
amy; dont be so pasty, john, you fuck-face!

by babbagash February 5, 2013

Pasty

To receive oral sex from somebody with a mouth full of toothpaste

"Bro last night sadie was brushing her teeth with Colgate extra minty and she pulled my pants down and gave me a pasty!

by dirtywastelander37 July 12, 2021

pastied

crap, destroyed. Opposite to fresh

Those webs are pastied mate.

by Fresh 2 Def July 12, 2017

pasties

Prouncounced Paste-eez, it means the pastey, claggy, dry mouth that you get from smoking weed.

"I got chronic pasties right now

by Diego Blunt August 29, 2003

pasties

A delicious one course meal including many miscellaneous food items such as potatos, beef, rutebega etc. stuffed inside a flaky crust. Goes well with ketchup or gravy. Derived from the UP of Michigan and hard to find anywhere else.

We will eat scrumptous pasties for dinner when we return home to the Upper Penninsula of Michigan!

by Jennifer "Super Yooper" April 5, 2005

pasties

when an unprecedented amount of cannabis has been smoked leaving the mouth feeling dried up and sticky. No amount of liquid can cure the pasties, often dried biscuits or bread will cause great discomfort to a person experiencing the pasties due to the inability to successfully chew the food without it sticking to every part of the mouth.

"lick the rolly paper dude"
"nah i can't, ive got the killer pasties"

"i can't swallow this chocolate biscuit, ive got the pasties"

by galem April 3, 2009