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RASTAFARIAN

A common religion amongst black jamaicans that look up to the past Ethiopian emperor Haile Selassie. One of their most famous acts is to smoke marijuana as a symbol of religious practice. To be rastafarian one doesn't have to be black in fact to be rastafarian it has to come from the heart. Another famous practice is that of dreads on their heart.
by daniel rojas November 18, 2004
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Wastafarians

White, vapid, rich, upper-middle-class twenty-somethings who have deluded themselves into thinking that they are black just because they dress in pretend ethnic clothing and smoke sub-standard soapbar weed, whilst doing their shopping in Camden Lock.
Often found in Goa "discovering themselves" (using money given to them by their parents), waving their sun-bleached dreads around and dancing to the combined sounds of a deaf man banging a pot off his arse and a monkey chewing a rape alarm.
A:( Snivelling white guys with dreads and fake yardie accents):

"Alright mannnnnn, fancy smokin'some trees of weeeeeed."

B:(Man with his dignity still intact):

"Fuck off, you wastafarians."
by The Nouns of Love January 18, 2009
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pastatarian

One who claims to be a vegetarian but all they eat is carbohydrates.
Jen claims to be a vegetarian, but she dosent like vegetables, thus she is a pastatarian.
by Will Greenhalgh June 10, 2003
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dirty rastafarian

When a group of individuals defecate on a women's head so as to make it look like she is wearing dreadlocks made from poo! It is encouraged to eat corn to provide ornamentation such as gold pieces.
This girl came over to my house who was a huge Bob Marley fan so me and my friends gave her a dirty rastafarian
by diabhail August 4, 2010
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Pastafareinism

A modern religion in which the members of the church(called pastafareinites) worship the flying spaghetti monster. Every alternate sunday they have their version of a christian Eucharist, in which they consume massive amounts of spaghetti, and blessed sauce. They do not like to be confused with linguinists who's belief in the great linguine god contradicts modern pastafareinism. Pronounced: Pasta-fairy-in-ism
Jimmy:Hey John my family is having a Christmas Party and wanted to know if you would like to come?"
John:Screw that man! I'm a pastafareinites and I don't believe in Santa.
Jimmy: Um christmas is about jesus...
John:Well the First Church of Pastafareinism doesn't support Jesus, because his body is made of bread and bread soaks up all the wonderful sauce that the flying spaghetti monster makes for us.
Jimmy:You're a freak.
by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009
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Rastafarian

A religion that focuses on reaching zion, bringing down Babylon, and worshiping jah Rastafari using marijuana to meditate.
Timmy: gee bob you are quite a Rastafarian with your cannabis sativa and your natty dreads.
Bob: thanks mon, praise jah
by jahmama March 11, 2009
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rastafarian old holborn

oi mate you smoked any rastafarian old holborn recently?
by garthy g March 6, 2008
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