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Patheticity

The pure and utter state of being pathetic.
We've reached a new level of patheticty here...
by Michael November 13, 2003
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parenthetical whore

someone who litters his writing with parenthetical information (information inside parentheses, be it a side note, background info, or explanation much like this one)
I hate when writers provide us with their each and every thought in parenthetical form, to the extent that the inner-parentheses word count is higher than the actual text! Parenthetical whores!
by elle renae June 16, 2010
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patheticality

A pathetic act or the actions of a pathetic person.
Brad: "we lost the game due to a patheticality."

Dave: "yeah, too bad Johnny can't run AND dribble!"
by kangah May 14, 2009
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Patheticalness

1) The act of being pathetical
2) A word to describe the act of being a person who acts so pathetically that their name becomes the definition of pathetic.
Dude, that guy is such an asshole, the patheticalness meter on him must be off the charts!!
by dasmann March 28, 2010
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Pathetic Beta Male

Only hecking retards that play Fortnite can be called this derogatory term.
Pewdiepie: What do you think I am? Some kind of Pathetic beta Male?
by I Shagged Yer Mum June 2, 2018
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pathetic rebound fuck

A person (guy or girl) who immediately starts dating someone who just out of a serious relationship. This person is usually there on the 'rebound' to fill the void left by the previous significant other.
Liz just broke up with her boyfriend of three years and now Jeff's dating her. He's a pathetic rebound fuck.
by IWasSayingBoourns October 18, 2007
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Pathetic

When you hear a guy trying to pick up a chick on xbox live.
Nerd: OMG r u a gurl?!?!?!
Girl:yes...
Nerd:R u hot!?!?!
*Girl leaves game*

Now that's Pathetic
by *notmyrealname* August 15, 2009
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