parsonsed

The act of defacating on someone's face, then giving them a swirlie.

"Did you hear that Sean got parsonsed the other day?"

by The Chris April 22, 2005

passionite love

To lose control and screw were ever you are standing

Andrea and John made passionite love on the hood of John's car.

by Farting 1 April 30, 2004

parsonified

To be objectified or to be married.

"You shall quickly be parsonified." Gilbert and Sullivan, The Pirates of Penzance.

by snoopyisawesome December 19, 2011

parsonsed

The act of giving a baskest of fruit to nuns.

-What's up woth Sister Mary Joseph? She seems pretty happy today.
-Oh, she was parsonsed this morning

by NotJon April 23, 2005

parsonsed

when you give a girl such a severe humping her knees buckle and her leg bones crack from sheer orgasmic vibration

what did you last night tina?
i got parsonsed by sean, thats why my legs are in a cast and a blood vessel popped in my eye SAAAAAWWWWEEEET

by bjorn July 1, 2005

Purponite

A Co-Owner who says in his Youtube description says "he has no social life k thx bye" Loves Lego Maestro (no h0m0) and spends his college savings on games for Lego Maestro.

"Purponite likes Lego Maestro"

by AquaMasterr May 26, 2018

personated

having strong opinions on a topic

Your brother is very personated in regareds to his classes.

by Wade November 23, 2004