Kitten proofing

Making an environment as safe as possible, such as only having pillows and foam in a room, or at least keeping drugs out of kids reach.

Tom "Hey, Dick, is the room kitten proof?"

Dick "Sure is Tom I've removed all the razors and power leads, been up all night, kitten proofing"

Harry "Don't forget the rubber walls we installed, Dick. It's extremely kitten proof Tom; nothing to worry about."

by JJP770 August 4, 2009

Ninja Proofing

Setting up your house to ward off long term ninja infestations. It's considered impossible to keep ninjas out entirely. In fact, attempting to do so can attract their attention and just make the problem worse.

1) Coat the walls and ceilings with steel backed teflon. If the steel isn't thick enough, they can still use their claws. Make sure it's at least a 1/4 inch thick.
2) Install random rotating magnets. This makes it difficult to throw shurikens accurately.
3) Set up a DVD of old "Kung Fu" reruns in infinite reply. Warning: This may cause Seppuku incidents, which are really messy. Take my word on it. Spread plastic in front of the TV.

Avoid using pirates. I know it's tempting, but they're worse than ninjas (really loud and smelly and treasure chests are hard to find).

Bob: Where were you last weekend?
Bill: Sorry, spent all day Saturday Ninja Proofing.

by Al Benedict December 3, 2010

proposing

A potentialy awkward moment where a guy (generally) gets on one knee, pulls out a ring, and says, "Will you marry me!?" Then he waits desperatly for an Answer!

Woah! That guy is totally proposing to that girl in the middle of the freeway during rush hour traffic!!!!

by Benchamin February 4, 2014

panousing

a word used to describe the action of creeping or lurking on facebook

I was panousing around on facebook last night and found the grossest picture of Eric's girlfriend

by rawproductions December 7, 2010

Parroting

The act of resting someone else's penis on your shoulder, like a parrot.

(inspired by Louis CK's first season promo for the show "Louie")

"...and maybe, you have a third guy just standing there, resting his cock on your shoulder, like a parrot."

"let's have a parroting party"

"he loves parroting more than his fixed gear bike"

by captain AAAWWWRRRR September 9, 2011

parassing

to exagerate the amount of alcohol one consumes in a given period to create a false impression of ones tolerance.

Me: Hey, how are you doing?
Someone: I am so hungover, I drank 26 beers.
Me: No you did not, stop parassing.
Someone: I know, I suck.

by mitchellpatel November 6, 2006

Sad Proofing

Sad proofing is a process that occurs after a friend breaks up with their boyfriend/ girlfriend. It consists of removing all artifacts of the relationship and placing in them in a box that is hidden from said friend. Sad proofing is done in order to keep the recently heart broken person from sitting around being sad.

Jim: "Yeah, I had to sad proof John's room last night after I found him weeping in bed with a bunch of pictures of his girlfriend all over his room."

Steve "I did the same thing for my friend the other day. Ever break up needs a good ol' sad proofing session"

by Seanvilla September 20, 2010