parassing

to exagerate the amount of alcohol one consumes in a given period to create a false impression of ones tolerance.

Me: Hey, how are you doing?
Someone: I am so hungover, I drank 26 beers.
Me: No you did not, stop parassing.
Someone: I know, I suck.

by mitchellpatel November 6, 2006

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Parksing

Slurping on your boss' nut until you get that cantaloupe juice, or until Joe buys you a house.

Yo, did you hear about the dude from Fyre fest Parksing to get some water bottles? Shit is wild fam

by Joseph Buddens Jr May 21, 2021

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mouth harassing

A furious and passionate method of eating a hamburger.

What I look like crying over some guy that don't want me when I could be mouth harassing a hamburger, bitch!

by ted cruz's butter cow September 17, 2017

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A term used by people of high political status, such as a mayor, a chief, a selectman, a representative, a president, what have you. This term is commonly used to be synonymous with "I have to poop", but this version is used to make conversation less awkward.

Barack Obama leaned over to Vladimir Putin during an interview and said "Pardon me, I have to uuuuh...well, let's just say I should be passing legislation."

by Skanago:g December 28, 2014

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phrasing

An exclamation and/or warning given to another over the unintended sexual innuendo of an otherwise innocent phrase.

Commonly heard by various characters on the animated FX television series, "Archer".

"You wanna play me hard?" "Phrasing." "Well, then you better nut up!" "Phrasing!" "I've swallowed just about as much as I can take from you!" "PHRASING!!"

by Fortyseven April 12, 2013

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