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Post Pardom Poop

Post Pardom Poop is a serious condition usually encountered after a quick emergency evacuation of the bowels. It usually affects males from the ages of 18-25 who have ignored the early warning signs of imminant poop. The condition's symptoms are immediate regret at losing so much of yourself, an empty feeling inside, and fear of ever losing another poop like that again.
Matt: Why is Jason crying and cradling his stomach?
Scott: He has been stricken with a serious case of post pardom poop
Jason: I just want to feel it back inside of me! To be whole again!
Chris (entering the room): Dear god I think someone left a kidney in the toilet
Eric: You guys are sick
Jason: Is it such a crime to love something you carried for so long?!
Matt: Can I use the bathroom? I'm expecting
by Regretful pooper April 16, 2009
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Patroom

Definition1: a verb. A diss; to "play" someone
Definition 2: a verb. A term one uses when they are leaving a friend or member of FOF
1. Dang, she patroomed you!
2. Bye gurl, patroom!
by FOF40 November 17, 2010
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parooza

Somebody who really knows how to eat the pie while still making money off of the pie.
Bill Gates is a real parooza.
by giloppi November 11, 2014
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Proomp

The sound a Scandinavian makes when it farts, or the fart itself.
I smell something, Njorn, Ingve must have proomped.
by Trixster Million January 23, 2020
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proomie

Past, present, or previous roommates. also in reference to the poopie, poor, pretty, or pissed roommate, originating in room 307 with Groeninger, Coleman, Betsmo & Balls
Those proomies are obvi rexi, who like the plus sign, have perfect nips, and talk about shit
by BallsWalls March 30, 2007
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Proompt

A magical word that engineers use to summon the power of language models to complete any task imaginable. It is often used in memes to represent the infinite possibilities of artificial intelligence and to poke fun at the sometimes-unpredictable nature of prompt-based learning.
"When in doubt, just add a proompt and let the AI do the work #promptmagic "
by firezbug March 17, 2023
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PANOOMA

Acronym for "Pull A Number Out Of My Ass". Used mostly in any context where you have to come up with a number but don't have the time or inclination to actually do the work to figure out what the real number is.
"I only got this assignment five minutes before this meeting, so I'll PANOOMA and say 37%."
by RantingNerd November 2, 2009
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