paranoid space

A place where paranoid people go to escape from reality instead of facing it.

The paranoid space is a nothing more than something made up by the media.

by Word Madman March 31, 2019

battery paranoid

What you are if you own an Android device.

"Angela was so battery paranoid about her Droid X that she turned off her Wifi, GPS and automatic syncing."

by singleinthecity704.com November 8, 2011

Paranoid

The condition of believing you're being stalked/hunted/spied on by someone. These stalkers ALWAYS come into one of 4 categories:

1) The Corporation: e.g. Microsoft
2) The Government: e.g. The CIA
3) Independant Stalkers: e.g. Me
4) Aliens: e.g. erm.. Coneheads?

It can also mean that you think everyone in general is against you, or that your friends are talking about/plotting against you behind your back.

"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get me!!"

by John Q Moron December 7, 2003

ParanoidB

The finest Drongo in the lands plus he can rip dvds! Craze!

(@ParanoidB) lemme talkjt my drunken sluir to him

by readerr0r January 25, 2004

Paranoid period

When a girl thinks she has started her period so keeps checking, but hasn't actually.

I'm on my paranoid period today.

by Ellie b May 10, 2014

Paranoid lesbian theory

For men, The fear that the girl you like will turn out to be gay.

“Man I really like Jessica, but I’ve got a paranoid lesbian theory”

by Jlo13 March 18, 2018

paranoid space

A place where paranoid and oversensitive people go to feel safe from imaginary problems.

The newest paranoid space is opened to the public.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg March 31, 2019