pawsome

Things with paws that are awesomer than awesome.

dude, your cat is hecka pawsome

by Pawsome Man June 6, 2011

papsmearded

overly bearded; so weird, you're growing a beard AND getting a papsmear

That was so papsmearded!

by kevin d December 13, 2004

pawsome

Just like awesome, but it adds that cuteness.
1. Describing a hot piece of ass
2. Describing a gay action
3. Describing a cute video game

1. Jane's got a pawsome pussy.
2. Hot Pockets are pawsome.
3. Nintendogs is pawsome.

by Robert Baker July 19, 2006

pasomf

Instant messaging acronym for ‘Put a smile on my face’, the term is assumed to mean “that put a smile on my face”. It is a less cheesy alternative to lol and its variants. Pafomf (Put a frown on my face) also exists as its negation.

Person 1: "james was horrifically drunk n hit on her"
Person 1: "which amused me no end"
Person 2: "pasomf"

by Daniel King April 22, 2006

papshmear

after the gyno gives you a papsmear, he wipes it in your face thus creating a papshmear.

That asshole Joe the Gyno got some papshmear in my nose.

by click January 18, 2003

Bavarian Papsmear

Failing utterly at everything you do, touch and think.
-Failing life
-Crack Whores
-Kalil DePeiza

Erik: Dude, your just a bavarian papsmear.
Kalil: What?
Erik: You fail so utterly at life, your lower than crack whores used by G unit.
Kalil: FUCK!
Erik: You are the new definition of a bavarian papsmear

by The Bausage December 3, 2007

papsmere

to smear poop on spouses chest

Please papsmere me!

by Dr. Papsmere October 9, 2008