Goose Papoose

The most efficient method to capture a Goose whose leg has been ensnared by fishing line in an attempt to remove debris. Using only whit, athleticism, and a blanket, a passing animal lover might wrap a blanket around the injured creature, there by preventing injury to the beast during the removal of the foreign object and saving the Goose's leg.

Side note: while the Goose in distress might be calmed by this method, a possible side effect could be massive incontinence.

HOLY SH*T, that magnificent sh*t show of a women just ran up and Goose Papoosed that poor thing like a pro! And now she is taking it to the vet to save it! Hope she brought a trash bag, that could get messy.

by A Night in Wisconsin June 22, 2018

papomper

Adj. A screechingly abundant burst of air released from the center of your butt cheeks.

"I sneezed so hard, my girlfriend heard me papomper."

"I thought it was going to be a SBD, but it ended up being a papomper."

by a blake shai flo March 15, 2009

papoon

The art of turning one's self into a blanket burrito

Dude, I'm gonna head home, papoon and play some video games

by Soccerst88 January 20, 2017

Papoof

When you spontaneously jizz in your pants

i was grinding with this girl at the club and all of a sudden i PAPOOFED!

i just got so excited i couldnt help it and i PAPOOFED!

by D_RAVE March 8, 2011

papoose

The best rapper to this date.

My nigga Papoose will murder any muthafuka out there!Listen to his music,its real hip hop.

by Lito el Boriqua April 21, 2008

PANOOMA

Acronym for "Pull A Number Out Of My Ass". Used mostly in any context where you have to come up with a number but don't have the time or inclination to actually do the work to figure out what the real number is.

"I only got this assignment five minutes before this meeting, so I'll PANOOMA and say 37%."

by RantingNerd November 2, 2009

papoona

a nice, an absolutely perfect vagina.. clean shaven, an very nice to use!

awe look at her fresh papoona

by bitchfart May 1, 2010