Human Parking Cone

When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

You can find a human parking cone at New York's hottest club, Blitzen!

by RedAckbar December 14, 2010

Packing For Europe

A physical act performed by insertion of both testicles into the vaginal opening during doggystyle anal sex.

The whole time I was blasting Aaron's mom's ass, I was packing for Europe!

by NYkid420 July 21, 2011

Imvu Parking

Having your avatar in a chat room for a long period of time without speaking.

Can you stop Imvu Parking!

by shwaggatshwaggat June 22, 2013

Wolf Packing

Killing weaker enemies before focusing on stronger ones in an MMORPG.

Wolf packing is the reason we won that fight. Those adds kept killing us before we changed strategies.

by Domonster May 4, 2015

blind packing

When someone is so experienced at packing bongs with weed that they can do it without any light EX: at night

(Max):dude you need a light, you ain't packing that shit right
(Lincoln): shut the fuck up nigga I'm blind packing!

by blind packing June 2, 2014

Discord Packing

When people scream and yell roasts at each other in a voice call for fun or beef with loud mics. They usually happen late night so the participants do not wake up their parents.

Marlos: Hey are you in that discord packing call?
Jazovic: Yeah ameer packed the shit out of this dude lmfaooo

by MarlosXI August 23, 2019

parking the squid

Trying to have sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid!

by Bill Hagger January 28, 2016