permatechnotarded

Perma for Permanent, and Technotarded for unskilled in Technology field. Together they make a word so incredible that it is only to be said in the worst case scenario. Permanently "Technotarded"

Jonah: Oh crap, I just deleted all of my files with this Recovery disk.

Jacob: You are - Permatechnotarded -

*Jacob is now offline*

by CrazyClone July 2, 2009

Paperwaste

When you accidentally walk out of the bathroom with toilet paper hanging out of your ass

Hey dude! Did you see that girl paperwaste?

by birblady January 21, 2018

paperae

She is a Amazing fp!

Person1: do you know who paperae is ?
Person2: yes ! She is a Amazing fp’

by Emilylmao. February 17, 2022

paper mate

A person married to his or her spouse for the sole purpose of becoming a legal resident

Roy hoped Mia would accept his wedding proposal and be his paper mate.

by Wildthing June 28, 2013

powermate

To have rough and/or furious sex.

My girl and I were at the club and we both got so horny that we went to the public washroom to powermate.

by CarbonCopy June 22, 2005

Paper Mate

Better than a friend. When my computer is not working (which is always)I always turn to my trusty Paper Mate pen.

Perfect for writing death threats, spreading bad news or breaking up with my girlfriends.

by ben goss May 9, 2005

Paper-mate

The last piece of paper left on the printer conveniently close to you while you are masturbating;used as last resort to catch ejaculation.

Ricky the cowboy was masturbating at his desktop in his dark quiet room, when he reached for his paper-mate to catch the ejaculation almost completely effectively.

by Bigfish305 October 22, 2009