"Lisa left the paper towel!"
Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!
Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!
by Handy ManWell February 06, 2021
When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.
Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"
Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."
Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"
Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."
Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"
by The Josh Speaks October 26, 2024
When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.
Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"
Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."
Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"
Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."
Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"
by The Josh Speaks November 05, 2024
The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.
Miss can you call the nurse?
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024
Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
by TowelsForHim April 15, 2021
An acceptable insult for the type of person to tea-bag after every kill, then rage quit the first time they die.
by Muuur dar June 09, 2019