paddling the canoe

The act of female masturbating herself.

I walked into the office bathroom at lunch and caught maryann paddling the canoe.

by Randy Smith June 11, 2006

Pussy paddling

A surfer who paddles for a wave but never catches it, getting in everyone's way and leaving waves unridden.

"Dude, that guy keeps missing every wave!"
" I know he keeps pussy paddling!"

by BigmamaNancy March 25, 2021

Shallow River Paddling

Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.

“Did you see Aaron shallow river paddling those hookers?

by sdwalk4 May 4, 2010

Mr pantling

A pedo . He goes around touching kids . He’s already touched 2 primary schools 7 high schools and is out for the next.

Mother: why has my son been raped?
Teacher: it was probably mr pantling

by Thanksfornothingbitch August 3, 2019

panda pandaing

having sex; fucking; making love; getting your "groove on";

Girl 1: I hit my head on the wall so there wasn't any panda pandaing last night.

Girl 2: Lame.

by zenmechanic March 17, 2009

Paddling

form of friendly wheeling where what you say is supposed to be nice and cute, but no wheeling/ attempting to pick up is intended.
It can said as "paddles" depending on the context.

bob- you're so cute nicole!
steve- you wheeling that?
bob- no, just paddling.

joe- you're soo beautiful.
sam- are you trying to pick me up, or is that just your paddles?

by Tgregsz January 26, 2010

paddling

The act of paddling a canoe or kayak.

Larry: Hey Anne, do you want to go paddling with me?

Anne: Where are you thinking of going?

Larry: The Ichetucknee River it is a clear spring river run that goes into the Santa Fe River, I think you'll love it?

Anne: Sure!

by mlhiss April 2, 2008