Pan Handlers Putin

The Ejaculate of a homeless person.

I'll Put an extra dollar in that cup if you sqirt me with your Pan Handlers Putin.

by Peacockthree May 13, 2005

Pan Handling

When a hobo gives another hobo a hand job.

"Dude, I was out the other day and I walked by this alley where to hobos were pan handling each other."
"They were asking each other for money?"
"Nah dude, nah!"

by Paw Lee October 12, 2012

Pan-Handling

A phrase coined by two hetaliafags to describe the act of touching/stroking/handling America's penis, Florida.

I read this fic last night where Canada was totally Pan-Handling America~

by erstin June 22, 2011

pan handled

Referring to"peter pan";
When a boy/man gets defeated verbally or man handled by another man in public, usually occuring between drunken teenagers and young men in there twenties at a party or social gathering.

When a male goes from boy to man via fight in public

"oh man, you so got pan handled last night at the party"

by Mary-Kate Kenna June 30, 2008

panhandle behavior

Acting as one who lives in the “panhandle” area of a state. Specifically murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.

Did you hear about Junior? He got arrested for shooting his wife in their home. Claimed it was a burglary gone wrong but it seems like classic panhandle behavior.

by sarahsfunny May 17, 2018

Oklahoma Panhandle

A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.

A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !

by Eatingkillingshittingmachine October 25, 2009

Panhandle Behavior

Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.

No plan, no plot, just I'm going to kill her and when they ask me if I did it I'm going to say nope and then maybe that will work. Panhandle behavior at its finest.

by DeadInsideButStillPretty May 17, 2018