lose a pair

Like the insult grow a pair, only said to a girl acting particularly manly or that looks like a man. Also used to just make one mad.

Jane: Shut up Bob you know I'm strong and can beat up guys!
Bill: Wow Jane, how about you lose a pair and act like a girl!

Bob: Hey Kate! Lose a pair!

by Johnny Locke April 19, 2010

nice pair

pair of tits

She has a nice pair.

by titbasher March 30, 2016

pair of clown shoes

n. An idiot, buffoon and all round fucktard.

"Yeah, I heard about him, he's a fucking pair of clown shoes"

by Weng Chow October 30, 2007

King Pair

In cricket, to get out for two golden ducks in the two innings of one match, as opposed to a pair which is two ducks in the two innings. Can only occur in Five, Four or Three day matches in which both teams bat twice

Ever been dismissed for a King Pair?

by umpirestrikesback June 29, 2005

Pair of Mary’s

Michael Scott and Stanley from The Office.

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration: "What a Pair of Mary’s!"

by t9eyya February 5, 2021

Paired

Originating from London, and now used in Brum more than anywhere:

Paired is another word for sad.

Newsman: "They had just got married and were driving to their honeymoon when their car crashed and they were both killed"

Boy: "That's paired."

by JmeAnPri December 23, 2008

Pair of Mary’s

A couple of loud cackling queens that try to shut down everyone around them, but everybody knows they ain’t shit.

Wow look at that pair of Mary’s over there. They think they’re so cool, but they’re not.

by Snevets November 17, 2017