Palestine

A land stuck between a rock and a hard place. Continuous struggle with Israel. Killing for religion, see Megadeth, Yet they do not realise they are the same Semitic people. Peace will only come when they have to band together to fight Aliens, see Gargons.

Palestine + Israel = Paleisrael

by lovetehglock July 29, 2008

King of the Palestinians

A name Jesus never claimed for himself, because he was ethnically a Jew.

Behold the King of the Palestinians!

by Leela Lemon August 4, 2020

Palestine

It's a country not classified as a country. The people have separate IDs/Passports from the Israelis. There are areas where only Palestinians can go and then there are areas where only Israelis can go. There's a giant wall separating the two countries. If you want to cross over, you have to show your documents and they, the officials, can either let you in or send you back. There's a border (thanks to the wall), there's a separate government (even if it's not exactly the ideal one), it's a separate nationality. In my opinion that makes it a separate nation.

Palestine should be considered it's own country independent of any outside governments.

by Runna B August 16, 2006

Palestine

A very small town in east texas.Fondly reffered to by younger natives as P-town. The population mainly consists of rednecks who listen to rap and pat green, drink beer, and smoke shit weed. There are two school's in P-town- Palestine ISD and Westwood ISD. The reasoning behind this has yet to be discovered. The highlights of P-town include a Wal-Mart supercenter, El-Torro's (a "mexican" food restaurant), over 100 churches, some prisons, the annual Hot Pepper Festival, Hard Hat Harry-everyone's favorite homeless guy, and Adrian Peterson. Most people will drive through this town sooner or later, so if you happen to come across it.. don't stop or get out of your car.

I hate Palestine.

Man, I really fucking hate Palestine!

I can't wait to get out of Palestine.

I love Palestine and I am also very stupid. That explains why.

by oh, you know who May 13, 2005

Palestine

Always been and always will be home to me and all the Palestinians

Free Palestine until Palestine is free

X: I can wait to go back home

Y: But you are home ??!!?!!?!!!
X: No i mean home home!!
Y: Ahhhhh Palestine kind of home

by SpittingFactsSince1948 May 18, 2021

Occupied Palestine

Israel

American: Dude grab your passport and let's go visit Israel!
Haji: Sorry bro it reads, "The holder of this passport is not entitled to travel to the occupied Palestine".

by CricketSpook January 24, 2009

Jesus was Palestinian

Something commonly said by the performatively woke, more for its shock value than for any sense of history. In reality, Jesus was a Jew whose entire shtick depended on him being allegedly descended from King David of Judah, i.e. on him being not only Jewish, but a Judahite specifically. He was also literally born in Judah, allegedly.

"Jesus was Palestinian!"

"Do you want to take on the burden of antisemitism and the violence Jews have experienced at the hands of Christians since Jesus was killed by the Romans? Unless you do, don't appropriate our ancestors."

by Queen Buttrix March 12, 2022