When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee
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Planting the bomb is the act of widening your partners bum-hole up during anal sex quickly after reaching ejaculating you will pull out turn around and shit into the widely opened bum hole. after doing this you will proceed by having anal one more time whilst using the freshly laid shit as your loob.
"hey Elliot you will never guess what?"
"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"
"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"
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Person 2: You fool, it's called Extreme Lying Down, and it's been around for years!
Person 2: You fool, it's called Extreme Lying Down, and it's been around for years!
by Funky W June 9, 2011
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Brandon: "Dude, did you hear what Patrick and Asia did last night?"
Alex: "Yeah I heard Patrick gave her a Prancing Unicorn, She said it felt amazing. I think that'd be weird as hell"
Gabby: "So you heard Patrick gave Asia a Prancing Unicorn right? She said it was the greatest feeling ever."
Regan: "Yeah I wish my boyfriend would give me one....."
Alex: "Yeah I heard Patrick gave her a Prancing Unicorn, She said it felt amazing. I think that'd be weird as hell"
Gabby: "So you heard Patrick gave Asia a Prancing Unicorn right? She said it was the greatest feeling ever."
Regan: "Yeah I wish my boyfriend would give me one....."
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