pamster

Female equivalent of the tasmanian devil. Have an uncanny appetite for blankies and totally able to drink an irish hobo under the table if dared.

Lock the door and barricade your kids! A pamster will hit the town!

by Dr. Clyde July 14, 2009

Padster

Somebody who knows how the shit goes on the streets. Usually involved in pimping, drug dealing or some other form of cool crime.

Yo dawg, you be straight illin' if you think you fly as Padster.

by Supermang September 11, 2005

Paster

Short for paste eater, an insult directed towards one's intelligence. Refers to the habit of some less intelligent children to eat paste in preschool/kindergarten.

Some paster was making weird noises behind me on the bus.

by Drift_91 December 16, 2016

padster

A closet homo who thinks they're cool but really aren't. they also love playing the pink oboe and licking elton john's ring.

Queensbridge dweller #1 "Yo kid check out that Padster over there rimming that fat four-eyed homo"

Queensbridge dweller #2 "WORD IS BORN!"

Queensbridge dweller #1 "It's word is BOND ffs"

Queensbridge dweller #2 "PEACE GOD!"

by B.I.G ToE May 12, 2008

Pasternak

pasternak is a Gainesville, Florida term that was created to describe someone that exhibits shrewd, psychotic behavior. Such behaviors could include but are not limited to: loud yelling, banging of head against immovable objects, and threats of bodily injury.

The man at the grocery store broke my eggs so I went pasternak on him.

by gvilleg8rh8r August 1, 2011

texas clam paster

when multiple people jerk off on a pussy and all take turns slapping it with each others dicks.

Last night was crazy. The entire frat house pulled off the first Texas clam paster. It was a fucking mess.

by Vern Asshandle December 20, 2015

Panster

a guy who trys hard and fails on a girl, a guy with a stupid ass look on his face, a pedofile or rapist looking motherfucker, a guy that looks awkward in everything they do, a guy who tries to look cool in front of people, a lagger, a guy who bitches about everything, a guy u simply dislike, and pretty much a guy you can look at and laugh for no apparent reason...that's a panster aka chwexster

George Bush and the pansters from One Direction

by BigBigErick November 2, 2013