punani patrol

its the search of pussy....

eh! brah guess what?! i stay on punani patrol

by bigg mama June 21, 2007

Thot patrol

A group of people who help lessen the influence of thots or hoes on a mans life. They are known for going out of their way to stop a thot at all costs. They also keep men aware of thots so they don't have their emotions played.

As a thot patrol officer, I DEMAND YOU STOP YOUR HOEING AROUND THOTTIE!!

by Thotpatrolnibba January 3, 2017

Thot Patrol

A group of specially qualified individuals (almost always men) who are tasked with the objective of patrolling the local town/city centre, schools, alleyways to observe and monitor Thot activity and growth. Those associated with the Thot Patrol are trained in stealth to infiltrate Thot territory and eradicate the group to protect the local people from such thots by negotiation or militaristic action, whatever is needed will be done.

"I'm excited to join The Thot Patrol ranks"

by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019

The Pussy Patrol

A Hip-Hop band consisting of the members: T-Fizzle, JD McBigDick and The Pimp known as Whiskers. Known for their hit album "She Wet Like an Otter".

Oh shit! That's the Pussy Patrol! Get their Monkey Asses!

by AlbinoNova January 18, 2015

Skoal Patrol

A group of adults (usually teachers or parents) who keep a lookout for young men (sometimes women) using dip or snuff when they are not supposed to do so.

Guy 1: "Man, I almost got busted by the Skoal Patrol today.."

Guy 2: "Did you have to swallow your dip?"

Guy 1: "Nah, I got lucky"

by ShadyRunner February 16, 2009

Bacon Patrol

The police. The pigs formally known as the police.

"Oh look here comes the bacon patrol."

by Big Dick Johnny Ballsack October 3, 2011

Patrolling

Searching for a spot to do you. Seeking a destination to perform a particular and in few cases ethically questionable action.

"Paul got some flowers, let's get patrolling in the park for a sesh."

"There is too many ratchets patrolling the club tonight."

by SpliffBoom March 13, 2014