Helicopter parent

A retarded fuck who thinks invading their childrens life and giving them no privacy is a good idea

Person A: my helicopter parents know where I am 24/7
Person B: Dude WTF I feel so bad for you having no privacy is the worst thing on earth

by Marcel but gay December 7, 2019

Patriot Act Parent

Someone who spies on their teenage children mercilessly, secretly reading texts, emails, internet histories and facebook posts in order to attempt to know everything about their private lives.

guy 1: Dude, how did we get busted? That party spot was foolproof!

guy 2: It was Jake. His mom's a total patriot act parent, and she stole his phone and read through his texts.

by Cocktimus_Prime May 30, 2011

parent aggro

Get a lot of bad attention/in trouble from your parents

"guys brb my i got huge parent aggro here"

by Scotty peters March 5, 2007

Parent Teacher Conference

a place for teachers to tell poop about you while you're not there. Also a place for your parents to realize how stupid their child really must be. :}

"hey, did your mom go to the parent teacher conference today?"

"yea, the teacher went crazy."

"you grounded?"

"until i move out -___-"

by Cat (: November 17, 2009

ex parent

1. A name given to a parent that doesn't care about his child anymore.
2. An asshole.
3. A man that looks like Danny (tourettes)

1. Stupid ex parent wouldn't let me go out next weekend!
2. "Fuck you kid; you're a dick!" "Shut the hell up, ex parent!"

by HMD609 January 11, 2009

Pajanties

Pajamas which commonly consists of only a P.J. shirt and panties

punecocker09: R U LYKE NAKEDZ?
punecocker09: LOLZ
Shea BAKEDwrench: LOLOLOLOLOZZZZ!!one11!!
Shea BAKEDwrench: No n00b im rockin my pajanties.

by KKay December 28, 2006

Pajero Master

A master of being a pajero. Chronic Masturbater. One who wrestles with the chicken too much and becomes skilled in doing so. Pa-Je-Ro.

Oscar- Hey Ariel, stop being a pajero master!!

by Ariel Caceres January 21, 2010