trailer park beauty pageant

contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.

sub par excellence.

Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home last night was pretty ugly.
Bob: Yeah but she could've won a trailer park beauty pageant.

Ex 2:
Son: I scored 4 Touchdowns today, Dad.
Father: Yeah but you ain't exactly playing a very good team, it's like winning a trailer park beauty pageant.

by Alan W. Chan January 9, 2009

united nation international pageant

A three day bogus party of want-to-be beauty queens meeting in Jamaica that pretends to be associated with the United Nations, but is in no way associated with it. Contestants do important volunteer work, such as get their picture taken while wearing a crown and holding a puppy. Any one can enter if they pay the entrance fee. The winners are called ambassadors.

beauty pageant United Nation Pageant United Nation International Pageant Ms Elite United Nation beauty contest

by Princess Aura October 13, 2013

Bus Stop Beauty Pageant

When one is sitting on a bus or shuttle (most commonly at a college or university) and keeps a mental tab on who they think is the hottest person on the bus.

Joe: That girl is pretty fine.

Steve: Yeah, but that girl over there wins my bus stop beauty pageant. Hands down.

by The Doode October 23, 2008

the american pageant

the cause of having no socail life---the worst book you will ever find.

Person 1: Did you go to the best party ever last night. I don't think there will ever be a party this good again!!!

Person 2: No, I had to spend the entire night reading The American Pageant for my 3 chapter test tomorrow!

by Elana F September 24, 2006

Crack Pageant

A group of crackheads assembled for whatever reason or purpose.

If you walk by the soup kitchen around noon, you can see the crack pageant go around the entire block.

by crackpageant July 24, 2010

Beauty Pageant

A beauty pageant is a competition that focuses on the looks, physical appearance and personality of the contestants. Beauty pageants are very glamorous which include gorgeous long dresses, swimsuit wear and fashion wear (their choice) and the winners get a big crown and sash with their title. Beauty pageants are for any ages as there are different categories. The title the beauty queen wins is important to them. Example, Ms Universe. Beauty queens are dedicated to helping out in the world and do charity work to raise money for charities. Girls competing in a beauty pageant have to look gorgeous so they get their makeup, tan and hair done to stand out.

Shes competing in a beauty pageant so she has to get her makeup and hair done at 3 o clock.

by Basicbaby January 26, 2020

child pageant

A disgusting exploitative event which involves children going on a catwalk wearing skimpy clothes and the contestants (usually girls) are dressed to look like scantily clad sluts by their parents. They're pretty much forced to dress up in slutty clothes, high heels, and an obscene amount of make-up and mascara applied.

These girls' parents actually back this kind of thing up and spend thousands of notes (even SELLING their own house) to buy the make up, get the clothes and take a flight to a 5 star penthouse suite for their childs' so-called "career".

Child Pageants are also a wide target for pedophiles and sexual offenders. The parents often say that they are no different than other children, even verbally battling the contradictions, sometimes abusively. The French government have gone as far as banning it from France. It's an immoral event which should be banned in every country.

Bill: Have you seen any photos of those child pageants?

Will: Yes, they're obscene!

by TehLulzTrain February 12, 2014