wank paddock

truck stop

the wank paddock was full of trucks with the curtains closed.
in the middle of the day.

by decembeard December 10, 2012

padooka

period shits a woman gets once a month

"I have my period and I have to shit... ugh I hate padookas."

by lizmell January 20, 2008

padoo

A lizard catcher, redneck. Typically found in South Louisiana.

Go put some shoes on, you look like a padoo.

by Dustin7777 April 20, 2008

Top Paddock

As a farmer it natural that you keep your best cows in the Top Paddock. If a girl is classed as Top Paddock material she is a big heifer, has a solid rump, and big thighs. Great qualities for your next BBQ but not as your guest!

Mate, shes in the top paddock, I wouldn't take her on a date anywhere.

She ain't no unicorn, shes in the top paddock for sure!

by Piano Player July 26, 2018

Padook

1) When people named Jimmy do not complete tasks successfully or at all.
2) (noun Padooken) A clothing combination that involves a loud red polo with a tweed jacket from the salvation army.

You really padooked that up.
That is a nice padooken you have on.

by PadookNet August 23, 2019

Padoodyhole

Warm and moist, similar to after a warm run and your balls stick to your legs. That's the best example I can give

My Padoodyhole quakes

by SmushyUrbanDictionary March 3, 2022

padoosh

The word to describe a young boy named Austin, that was on Barney. It also means to ejaculate out your rectum

Austin your such a padoosh

by Matt November 29, 2004