Pennsylvania Pacecar

A tracter or large farm vehicle taking up the whole lane leaving no room to pass, commonly seen in Pennsylvania. This is most unappreciated when one is alredy running late to go somewhere.

I would've had time to stop for coffee before work this morning, but got stuck behind a damn Pennsylvania pacecar.

by kristen apple December 5, 2009

package anxiety

When you know a package is coming for you, and you can't wait, and you start going crazy, and god for bid it doesn't come.

I am expecting an iPod Touch, and I almost died of package anxiety

by MuffinFlavored October 1, 2007

complete package

1. A literal reference to a packaged good that has all of its parts, all the necessary criteria fulfilled, etc.

2. As slang, a reference to a woman or man who has all the traits that one would desire in a romantic or sexual partner.

3. Less frequently, a reference to a product, like a car, computer program, or almost any other product that has all the desired traits of that given product.

Frequently used as "the complete package".

1. This kit is not lacking any parts, it's the complete package. The package you are purchasing today is complete.

2. Sarah is the complete package; she's intelligent, with a beautiful face, sexy body, and a great personality.

3. Michael's new Mercedes is endowed with a powerful engine, a high crash-test rating, amazing handling, and a luxurious interior. His car is the complete package.

by nom de plume1 July 13, 2009

Packard Goose

A kind of duck. Also the name of a Frank Zappa song. This word can also mean a person who has sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shapped like duck lips.

Matheus Leao Moeira was caught shoplifting in brazil and was forced to suck cock. He loved it so much that he sucked so much cock he turned into a packard goose. Jornalisms kinda scary. Fuck you bisexual hypocrite.

by Gosuckanotherfatoneyoubisexual November 19, 2020

Pactaku

A sexy person with a long shlong and is funny

Omg look it’s Pactaku he’s so hot

by Pog log dog March 29, 2021

The Pacman

A favorite among retro video game buffs and ass play aficionados, The Pacman is becoming a standard of the underground sex scene. This simple to do delight requires the insertion of anal beads into the rectum of your partner. Next, the beads are pulled one by one using your mouth. This action mimics the famous video game character eating the pellets. In addition, fruit preserves, which represent the fruits eaten in the game, may be spread onto the sphincter to enhance the ass-tastic flavor of the extracted beads.

When the beads are in deep,
Why use your hand?
Have some retro fun
and do The Pacman!

by Autistic Pornstar April 11, 2010

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.

1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...

by Zupalan January 9, 2019