Dirty Puma

Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.

Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?

Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!

by flashsync007 March 28, 2011

Fatty Pumba

Meaning the same as Fatty Bumba, but for the younger generation. Based on Pumba from The Lion King

If you keep eating cookies you'll be a fatty pumba!

by Clara F July 30, 2018

Yeonjun puma

what god gave to us when we needed it most

yeonjun puma

by bigsharts November 3, 2020

puma poose

One who is loyal to the Puma brand and therefore wears Puma apparel to the point of which their sexuality is questionable.

That little queer Jay is such a puma poose. Always wearing those puma shoes and talking about how great sex and the city is.

by Tbone Castillo April 24, 2008

this is real puma

1. When someone is joking and you want to remind them that it's serious business.
2. Something for real.

Mrs_Doubtfire: his face is purple
Cassy_007: thats not funny
sandy_pants: hes face is red
KEL29: this is real puma

by dirt nap January 8, 2008

Pumarejo

Royal family name from spain, generally meaning strength, intelligence, wisdom, passion, compassion, poise, elegance, loyalty, brilliance, romanticism, and group unity.

Robert Pumarejo of Puerto Rican origin living in New York founded an organization built on strength, unity, wisdom, and overall compassion for the homeless, as well as hungry.

by prowess April 27, 2015

Chocolate Puma

The act of penetrating an anus, whilst the other party deficates around ones penis.

Oh Johnny just chocolate puma'd that bad boy

by Check out my gravel pit January 10, 2020