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Prostiture

Word resulting from accidentally hitting the r key instead of the t key when typing Prostitute.
I can'r rype Prostiture because I'm a srupid prick.
by Grammar Police (Weewooweewoo) September 28, 2009
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Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.
"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."
by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
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Hang Out Prostitute

A person who is being paid to tutur, but never actually provides help. Instead of tutoring, a casual hang out takes place.
Sean: Whenever I go to tutor Ryan, we end up just hanging out. I feel like I shouldn't be getting paid.

Witty Person: Dude, you are a Hang Out Prostitute.
by SamuelRoss January 4, 2009
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SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitute

...."Hoin" not to be confused with "Heroin"
Usually extra origiinal.

Nocturnal.

Tends to add sauce after the end of words...such as lamesauce, sweetsauce or coolsauce.
Has random outbursts in their own version of Shakespearian time.
The person no one admits to liking but they enjoy their sense of humor.
Also uses phrases such as "Hey gurll Hayyyy!"
May or may not be friends with a Barky the Dino.
"Did you hear what that girl said?"
"I think..."
"Wow she must like totally be a SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitute."
by KAR_in-a October 5, 2009
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Prostiteen

A prostiteen is a teenage girl who dresses scandalously, similar to a prostitute of an older age. They are certainly not as "affectionate" as an actual prostitute, but they dress very similarly.
Be careful not to stare at girls you see walking down the street. Most of the time, they turn out to be prostiteens, and you'll just feel dirty.
by Matty VB May 29, 2009
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prostitential

the potential that a woman has for becoming a successful prostitute; a measure of how promiscuous a woman is
Gertrude: I can't believe my boyfriend cheated on me with Ophelia last weekend.

Vera: You too? Ophelia slept with Horatio last night!

Emilie: Ophelia sleeps around so much that she could be rich a as a street worker; she has some serious prostitential.
by Reishi December 7, 2010
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Mental Prostitute

A person you pay to titillate and exercise your brain, including your emotions, when it needs a little extra special attention. There is no actual physical contact between you and the mental prostitute...at all...ever.
Paul visits his mental prostitute on a weekly basis to, not only gain perspective about his place in the world, but also, extrapolate and synthesize his emotions.
by Holly Varjak June 3, 2009
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