Coffee Shop Productivity

The idea that if you do your work outside of your room or office you'll actually get more done, because you took the time to get out there and work somewhere else in the first place.

"Got to write my paper, going to head over to the coffee shop so I'll stop procrastinating "

"I do that too man, but today I'm going to the library instead. Still, got to love that coffee shop productivity."

by J-Cat February 28, 2013

Queen of Pandemic Productivity

The one and only Taylor Swift who did The Man MV, Miss Americana documentary film, Folklore album with Cardigan MV, Evermore album with Willow MV, Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions and Fearless (Taylor's Version) album all within a year.

Taylor Swift proves herself the queen of pandemic productivity
Swift has now cemented herself as the queen of pandemic productivity.

by sevens_epiphany February 14, 2021

Office Productivity

A dumb office class thats really easy and you play tetris and shop online

Kiki Haly and Lexi love Office Productivity because they sit on their lazy bums and surf the web.

by akhamlett January 28, 2012

twisted productivity

the situation of quitting the task you are working on (often without realizing it) and beginning another task (mostly due to the lack of concentration) with intense focus, devoting a lot of time to it, and somehow being great at it. (mostly experienced among people with ADHD)

Twisted productivity is very common among people with ADHD.

by vocabularynerd December 23, 2023

Productively Relaxing

The state in which a person is calm and comfortable while being effective and efficient.

Heather is "productively relaxing" while laying down in her bed conducting research for her paper

Jon is "productively relaxing" while laying down on his couch checking his emails

by social entrepreneur April 20, 2013

Prodfuctivity

Spending the day cutting through red tape and doing paperwork and paying accounts and reporting, so there is no time to do any actual work to report on, therefore disappearing up one's own arse.

Bill : "I spent the morning paying accounts and reporting and chasing invoices up my own arse. It was total prodfuctivity. Later that day though I got through a shitload of actual work."

Ted: "Wow, that's counterprodfuctive."

by The_Bear_that_ate_a_kitty September 7, 2010

Productively Lazy

When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.

Andrew; You’re lazy.

George; No, I’m productively lazy.

by kid cuisine February 8, 2019