three finger proctological exam

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.

This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009

protologism

protologism n Greek protos, first, original + Greek logos, word; cf. prototype, neologism - a newly created word which has not yet gained any wide acceptance. It is a prototype or a hypothetical projection of a new lexical unit before it may become current in writing or speech. The word "protologism" proposed here and now is itself an example of protologism.

In contrast to protologisms, neologisms are words that have already been in public usage by authors other than their inventors. As soon as a protologism finds its way into newspapers and websites, journals and books, it becomes a neologism.

by Mikhail Epstein November 6, 2003

Proctologized

Someone who walks like they have a stick up their butthole. They may have just come from a proctology exam where they may actually have had something stuck up in their poop shooter, hence walking around like they have something up their butt...

"Hey babe, look at that guy, he's walking like he was just proctologized!!"

by Mrpuddles October 31, 2011

Proctological

So smart that you can pull made up words out of your butt

After finishing his masters degree Jimmy was able to create words with proctological precision

by orion22222 October 18, 2008

Proctologically

Thinking or acting in a way that would give off the impression that your head is shoved firmly up your ass.

John proctologically swerved into my lane because he was on his cell phone and not paying attention to the road.

by AlbinoRhino September 12, 2008

Proctologizing

To make and apology for being and ass.

I'm done proctologizing to Amy for saying she looked fat in her wedding dress, she can just get over it already!

Rick is proctologizing to Tonya for calling her Marci during sex.

by Tulip Juicyfruit August 25, 2010

prickologist

A gentleman who has elite skill in prickology. Most often a scholar from an Ivy League school. He’s a total dickheaded prick to everyone down to his mother. Never to be bothered and always telling others to fk off.

Look over there! It’s that asshole Carlton! Mannn, he’s a true prickologist. He earned it tho, 7 years and 600k in student loans and credit card debt. That angry prick thinks he owns the world. He just told Leroy to shine his shoes! Noway!!

by Richard Looong March 14, 2018