An individual whose sole purpose for attending college is to get married. It is not uncommon for pre-wed students to enter college as pre-med students. Pre-Wed students are commonly referred to as psychology majors.

Damn, I got a C in Organic Chemistry. I guess it's time to switch to a pre-wed major.

Pre-Wed by OKwords946 August 5, 2017

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pre-flight shit

A mandatory shit you take at the airport, before boarding the plane. Because you don't wanna drop a load in those cramped nasty-ass airplane bathrooms!

Hey Steve, I just took my required pre-flight shit. No way in hell I'm using the bathroom on the plane to drop my load!

pre-flight shit by LonePooper February 1, 2018

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Pre-smoke Anxiety

That sudden rush of anxiety you get when preparing to smoke a bowl of weed for the first time in a while. It involves deep breaths and a slightly raised heart-rate. It can of course turn into a panic attack if you don't hurry up and smoke.

Person 1: Come on man, hurry up and smoke already.
Person 2: Chill out, I will a min, just got a wee bit of pre-smoke anxiety.
Person 1: Pussyyyy

Pre-smoke Anxiety by SkinnedHamster March 13, 2018

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Pre-Groovin

Getting yourself ready to groove at concerts by moving to the beat in your head before the show starts.

Similar to pre-gaming, but not with alcohol, just groovin' vibes.

Just groove to the beat.

Non-groover: Yo man. I saw you groovin so crazy tonight. How do you groove so hard? All I did was just bob my head and stand still.
Groover: You know man. I was just pre-groovin' in the lot and on the way walkin up to the show. Just gotta find the beat keep on groovin'.

Pre-Groovin by zapolleus July 24, 2012

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