pothead

Someone who believes (1) any problem can be fixed by smoking marijuana, and (2) any activity is more enjoyable whilst stoned.

John: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Pothead: "Yeah sure, you wanna smoke a bowl?"
John: "I dunno man, my throat's been kinda sore lately."
Pothead: "Oh that's ok, a bowl will fix that."
John: "Really? Well I've got this Government test tomorrow too, so I probably shouldn't smoke."
Pothead: "Pot makes studying easier. You'll enjoy the subject more!"
John: "You're full of shit. Next you'll tell me weed can fix my chronic back pain and I should get high before visiting my grandma in the nursing home."
Pothead: "I'm glad you understand now. Got a lighter?"

by Rupert S. Pottingham January 21, 2006

pothead professional

A regular cannabis user who successfully pursues a professional career.

I saw my high school principal at a festival this summer; he's a pothead professional.

by DiggityDank February 18, 2006

potfucker

a person that fucks flower pots

A person that has sex with a flower pot is called a, potfucker

by aodsjasd February 5, 2014

Poteen / Poitín / Potcheen

Poteen / Poitín / (pronounced) Potcheen
is a traditional Irish distilled, highly alcoholic beverage. Traditionally distilled from potatoes, it is among the strongest alcoholic beverages in the world, and for centuries was classified as illegal or moonshine in Ireland.

Think you can handle Poitín... ?
Don't drink Poitín if you're a light weight, it'll probably kill you!
Poteen / Poitín / Potcheen

by doll.baby January 5, 2009

Potch

A shitty Chevy salesman.

Mahk told me Chevy is shit Potch, so stop trying to sell it to me.

by Greg Smegma October 10, 2019

pothead philosophers

Someones who get drunk and stoned and engage in heavy philosophical conversations with nothing to back up their opinions other than their primal sincerity.

We are just pothead philosophers with no type of studious background whatsoever.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

Juandre The Potch King

JUNDRE the Potch King is an urban legend first described and mentioned in early 2021 in Potch.

Who is JUNDRE the Potch King? He is a normal man by day. Work, studies, or invading other countries it's not formally known what JUNDRE the Potch King does during the day however at night things are far more interesting and why the legend has become so mainstream. it's said JUNDRE the Potch King once fingered an entire Hostile in 1 night while out drinking with his girlfriend.

Why is he so important in today's society?
Well, he brings hope and joy to many young and old. He adds certain masculinity to our strong Heritage

I leave you with a quote that is whispered and shouted across potch

Juandre The Potch King Once said, "Tonight I am gonna put the STD in STUD all I need is U?"

Tonight I will slay like Junadre The Potch King

I am gonna eat this Meal like Juandre The Potch King once ate.....

"Nah Dude I am not allowed in that area I am somewhat of a Junadre The Potch King "

by Descendent of JuandreThePKing April 22, 2021