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Potthead

An individual who is extremely infatuated with the Harry Potter series. Fans of the movies alone don't count. The difference between a mere fan and a Potthead is the difference between having read all of the books and having worn round glasses and a fake scar to not only the premiere of the movies, but the release date of the books.
A: Ohmygodohmygodohmygod I can't wait for the seventh book! I've already read Half-Blood Prince twelve times and -- *gasp* Do you think Jo's going to kill Harry just to be spiteful?? *cries*.

B: Jesus Christ, you're such a Potthead.
by Joanna S. October 6, 2006
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Potthead (with two t's) is a term for someone who is obsessed with anything related to Harry Potter

NOT someone who is smokes pot. That would just be a pothead.
Student 1: Have you seen that weird girl walking around school with her Harry Potter backpack and lunchbox?

Student 2: Yeah, that girl is a total potthead.
by HarrilyEverAfter March 19, 2009
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-Is this a weed, man?!?
-Yeah. Why?
-Oo you'r a potthead..!
by Nadejda Rado XpensivE November 9, 2008
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Harry Potthead

A person who is obsessed with the Harry Potter franchise to the point of planning their entire life around the release of the next Harry Potter movie or book.
Example 1

Friend 1: I'M DROPPING EVERYTHING TO GO TO THE MIDNIGHT PREMIERE OF HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS TONIGHT!!
Friend 2: You are such a Harry Potthead.

Example 2:

Girlfriend: Hey, I'm really in the mood tonight, if you know what I mean...
Boyfriend: Not now, I'm watching all of the previous 6 Harry Potter movies before the new one opens!
Girlfriend: Why am I dating a Harry Potthead??
by damnteenager108 November 21, 2010
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Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest

A Dark Web fictional all adult porn film that contains similar character's of the Harry Potter films, performing sexual acts with wands, fingers, energy stones and fudge. An Epstein island production cult film.

Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).

Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.
Example 1:

Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"

Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"

Example 2:

"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.
by One Large June 17, 2020
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Pothead Chihuly

One who takes a glassblowing class for the sole purpose of learning how to construct their own personalized bong. The Chihuly part refers to world-renowned glassblowing artist Dale Chihuly. The pothead part is pretty self-explanatory.

Plural: Pothead Chihulies
Dude, Jordan and Jill are such Pothead Chihulies! Jordan is taking a glassblowing class and all she and Jill ever talk about now is how they are gonna personalize their bong! Jordan is probably the biggest Pothead Chihuly I know.
by SavageLove May 7, 2009
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silent pothead

a person who is a pothead but noone would think they would be.
someone who smokes weed or drugs alot and denys it to the public is considered a silent pothead
by James maginbush October 8, 2005
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