Cellph Portrait

A Self Portrait of a Blogger or Member of a Social Networking Site taken by pointing a cell phone camera at thier reflection in a mirror.

Drew didnt have any good photos of himself to upload to his blog, so he snapped a quick cellph portrait in the mirror.

by Josh Bartman May 29, 2008

Portrey

A predator to all young children in the world that even when persued by someone of age he will not be able to get a stiffy normally found trolling on myyearbook.com and other social adolescent sites

"Dude your acting like a Portrey, stay off that site!"

by The Pedo Police January 7, 2012

Self Portrait

When a man masturbates into an oscillating fan and climaxes onto his own face.

Hey Sheila, I just gave myself a self portrait.

by moonsaturn March 30, 2011

funeral portrait

when you have a good photo of yourself taken to be used specifically on your homie's RIP shirts, newspapers, etc.

i'm going to have my funeral portrait taken next to that big orange county sign on the freeway.

by textdrivebys.com September 15, 2009

portrait

a pictorial representation of a person usually showing the face

this is a very nice portrait of yourself

by JaMeS BooGLe September 10, 2006

self-portrait

the process by which someone uses their own camera to take a photograph of themselves. often times, an arm is caught in the photo. true self-portrait photogs will be able to master the art of hiding the arm.

We squeezed eight people into that self-portrait!

by Shelley Marie July 28, 2008

portraiture

A non-existent word used by arty-farty americanophile types to describe the action of taking portrait photographs

We specialise in premium portraiture

Q WTF is portraiture?

A Errr...portrait photography

by Fixer January 2, 2008