The sexual act of a man with a limp penis who repeatedly smacks his flaccid penis against the woman's vagina to make her wet. This is typically done with the girl doing a handstand with her legs spread wide
Hey dude, know any good sex positions? Well, me and my wife recently tried the Reverse Pool Noodle Style
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I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.
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I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.
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