funky poaching

To do off the books detective work, usually involving conspiracies and probably illegal, to find out The Truth and find the cure for your beloved partner, Special Agent Dana Scully's illness caused by tests done by The Consortium. Used by Special Agent Mulder in the series The X Files.

Mulder: "Well, pick out something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching."

by brandy_1013 October 5, 2007

Pochinka

A turd, stool, poo, poop, crap of unsatisfactorily small proportions.

Stu: Do you feel better having gone to the bathroom?
Holly: No I strained as hard as I could but only busted out a Pochinka.

by Brucesmithsshoeman September 1, 2009

dom pachino

Member of the Killarmy, (Wu-Tang Family), Dom PaChino describes himself as a "Puerto Rican terrorist from the Middle East who is refusing the mark of the beast."

"Contemplate on how to run this shit
Universally forever runnin
Reflect shots off my wall, (NEW SHIT) split your nugget
Thoughts too rugged, extortinate cream from off the budget
Refugees of the Terrorist, fans, they fuckin love it
Insurance can't cover it, maximum is a minimum
Niggas, they try to dub it, yo
It's the hottest shit on the streets since summer '86
My prefix, like a remix, throw wind bricks
Try and dub the shit is accurate
Come for your head, it's Immaculate Conception
When my rep is, bustin shots
Niggas tryin to discuss my business around the neighborhood"

Artist: RZA/Bobby Digital f/ Black Knights, Killarmy
Song: Terrorist
Album: RZA as Bobby Digital in Stereo

by Method Man[PT] September 13, 2004

mate poaching

1. attempting to lure someone of the opposite sex away from their partner through various strategies in order to mate with them and/or to prevent their partner from mating with them
2. a major cause of sexual conflict in mateships
3. an act that may lead to homicidal fantasies among ex-partners

Sarah is extremely jealous and feels that Don is cheating on her with Tracy. Sarah confronts Tracy and says: Back away from my man! Stop mate poaching!

by mating sexpert October 23, 2009

ski poaching

Usually just called "poaching", ski poaching refers to skiing or riding in closed areas.

Although closed areas are usually closed for good reason (ie: avalanche risk, etc), they are also often closed because they are deemed too dangerous for tourists (read: lawsuit). However, locals often enjoy and know how to ride these areas "safely" and will do so regardless... hence poaching

"I got caught poaching by patrol"
- meaning "I was caught snowboard/ski poaching by the ski patrol"

by annonymous skier December 22, 2008

coffee poaching

The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.

Kevin's been coffee poaching again. This batch taste watered down!

by twowheeler1300 April 25, 2011

Posching Off

The act of Jerking off while playing X-Box or any other video game.

My girlfriend left me because she said I was posching off to Halo too much.

After I made the final kill I was so excited that I had to posch off.

While playing Call of Duty I always like to posch off.

My controller is still sticky from when I posched off yesterday.

by legalizeweed April 1, 2010