plummer's paradox

A plummer's paradox is a situation that, upon first inspection, appears to be paradoxical, but in fact is not at all.

Ex:
"After she broke her jaw in that car accident, she couldn't chew, and could barely swallow. But she didn't starve; to the contrary she was well fed. What a paradox!"
"Ah, you mean a plummer's paradox. Of course, they kept her tube-fed."

by jowjow November 4, 2013

Zoe Plummer

A teenage quoran. Who is known for being weird in general. Always willing to lean an ear. I hear she's a great friend.

Her name on Quora is Zoe Morrison

Damn bro that was like Zoe Plummer 2.0

by theidiotwhomakespeoplefamous September 26, 2020

Dirty Plummer

While in the process of receiving oral sex. The individual lets a nasty wet fart out.

while she was giving me realy good like I mean really good oral sex. I Dirty Plummer her and she still went to town and it didn't even phase her.

by meltingsnowman April 20, 2009

A plummer

A complete knob jockey thats got too much time on his hands and has to come to this site and put his friends up for ridicule, unfortunatly being said person also means all his friendships are through pity. A real class crap bastard

you fucking sad plummer like shit

by him October 6, 2003

Plummer

One who engages in Plumming; the act of licking or sucking another’s testicles

Everyone knows that Chris is a bit of a Plummer. He gave me nuts a good plumming

by Magnolia Badminton May 18, 2019

George Plummer

1300 SAT... got into harvard by being chill for an asian and having an unfortunate appearance over a white girl with perfect test scores... hm...

george plummer is an example of why it does not pay to select on the basis of appearance...

by Pseudonym31204032 December 11, 2019

Zoe Plummer

A rare creature who eats plastic. Also tends to have no common sense and love being mean for fun

Look! It's Zoe Plummer

by theidiotwhomakespeoplefamous September 26, 2020