to have the painters in

to be cycling menstrually

HER: hey, wheres krysten?
HIM: oh, shes in the bathroom. she has the painters in
HER: that sucks

by granny-o July 3, 2003

Fax, no Printer

A more exclaimed and stronger form of fax. Used when pointing out something so true it is neither true nor fax.

Friend 1: Yo man this YouTuber is sick
Friend 2: Fax, no printer.

by Dapper Boi December 12, 2018

Printerference

When several people print to one printer in the office causing absolute chaos by mixing all of the documents up.

Has somebody picked my printing up? I'm missing pages 9,12 and 234? There seems to be some right fucking printerference going on round here.

by Mar© February 13, 2015

sneaky pinters

someone who finds an excuse for a midweek pint, or anyone who enjoys being drunk at inappropriate moments. They will condemn people who fail to finish a drink when called upon, particularly when a coin has been dropped into it.

"surely they aren't shitfaced at a funeral?" "they must be sneaky pinters"

"it's been a long day at work today, fancy joining the sneaky pinters?" "no. It's Tuesday."

"fuck it, sneaky pint?"

by pissartist October 19, 2019

ten pinter

Ten pinter or whatever comes before ten, E.G. an eight pinter or six or five pinter. Is used to decribe how many pints of beer you would need to drink to have sex with a woman. If she,s really monsterous and hugely fat and nasty then she would probably qualify for being a ten pinter. A five pinter might be just plain with goofy teeth and a double chin or saggy tits and amaciated legs.

Fucking hell mate, look a that ugly fat slob of lard. She,s a ten pinter ( ten pints of beer) i reckon.

by Yo Bubba November 9, 2007

laser pointer

A fun thing that you flash in peoples eyes causing blindness

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Painterly

Painterly is a word that describes an artsy item but in a more obnoxion way! Moriah Elizabeth is the one who has created this word go sub to her channel

Wow, that is quite pAiNtErLy

by Ellie the freaking potato pie August 12, 2020