Skip to main content

Izzowned

Being beaten in basketball by a team coached by Tom Izzo, whether he is at Michigan State University, or any other school/team he may coach in the future.

Always followed by an Exclamation Point.
Always capitalized.

Not to be confused with Dantoniowned.
Yes, The Badgers were good. But then they came to the Breslin Center and were completely Izzowned by MSU.

The Michigan Wolverines are ALWAYS Izzowned when they play the Spartans.
by MSUSpartan March 10, 2009
mugGet the Izzowned mug.

Pistowned

It is what happened to the Lakers when they were introduced to the Detroit Pistons defense.
Those son of a bitch Lakers got pistowned!!!!!
by ib4L June 10, 2004
mugGet the Pistowned mug.
Related Words

pizzoned

The act of being pwned
Having something that is pwn
Dude, I just pizzoned you!
by Devion September 28, 2003
mugGet the pizzoned mug.

jizzowned

Although jizzowned does not exceed the ownage power of Pablowned, it is not to be underestimated. This is used to describe when a person is humiliated so horribly that it can be compared to somebody getting jizzed in the eye. In extreme occasions, it can be compared to getting jizzed in the poohole.
Liu: Dude I've told you a million times I'm not a fag!
Lang: Then what is that dildo sticking out of your pocket?
Liu: .....
Steven: Dude you got jizzowned!
by Harry Pen the 15th July 24, 2006
mugGet the jizzowned mug.

pizoned

The act of being totally and completely owned
Wow, I got my ass Pizoned

Andy's Rasta hat doesn't pizone the ladys.
by Jared Fraser June 3, 2006
mugGet the pizoned mug.

pianowned

To be completely owned by the use or involvement of a piano
This can involve dropping a piano on someones head or slipping over when drunk and bashing your head on the piano

Often used when someone playing the piano mucks up the piece due to the unwanted involvement of a third person (usually mocking/shouting)
PIANST (lol): Ah man i ruined my grade 5 piece thanks to your bottle rocket!

PRANKSTER : ...pianowned
by Aleb July 22, 2008
mugGet the pianowned mug.

pizowned

v. Verb: To Pizowned, to be Pizowned, also: to be pizowned in the hizzy.
1) To be owned, but worse, and to the point of almost suicide as you are shuned by your many friends and feel worthless like the nub you are. kthx
j00 nubs got pizowned in the hizzzzzyyy !!!!!!!11
by Kage (Shadow) October 12, 2003
mugGet the pizowned mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email