pizzaowned
A word, similar to pizzowned but with an added letter, therefore creating 'Pizzaowned' a far greater word than Pizzowned.
pizzaowned by Firerain March 19, 2004
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pizzowned
the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.
pizzowned by Stupy John January 6, 2005
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pizzaowned • pizzowned • pizzapwned • Pizzawned • pizowned • pizzoned • pizzownd • pizzowrned • pjizzowned • pizza ownt
pjizzowned
1. The highest possible form of pwnage. It's got all the humiliation present in pizzowned, plus the humiliation equivalent of getting jizzed on hardcore like you're in the finale of a porno flick. Being pjizzowned is so bad, that to date, it is believed that no mortal has ever managed to do it to anybody in this context.
2. To literally be jizzed on like in the finale of a porno flick.
2. To literally be jizzed on like in the finale of a porno flick.
1. According to Judeo-Christian belief, God pjizzowned humankind by flooding the world.
2. Holy shit, did you see that? That blonde chick just got pjizzowned hardcore!
2. Holy shit, did you see that? That blonde chick just got pjizzowned hardcore!
pjizzowned by Teh M43n September 26, 2005
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pizowned
v. Verb: To Pizowned, to be Pizowned, also: to be pizowned in the hizzy.
1) To be owned, but worse, and to the point of almost suicide as you are shuned by your many friends and feel worthless like the nub you are. kthx
1) To be owned, but worse, and to the point of almost suicide as you are shuned by your many friends and feel worthless like the nub you are. kthx
pizowned by Kage (Shadow) October 12, 2003
pizzownd
A combination of the terms "Pizone" (as in the pizza) and "pwnd" (as in to defeat). Together they mean the same thing as "pwnd" and their combination is more of a novelty than a genuine addition to language. It tends to be colloquial.
pizzownd by SEGA fanboy September 1, 2005
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