pizzowrned 

v. A version of pwned that has been corrupted to the point of extreme sarcasm and hilarity. To be used when saying "pwned" in a joking manner.

It is to be used to make fun of both the user and the one who has been pwned.

It can be used as is, but more corruptions can be added for a funnier affect:

- PIZZOWRNED!
- p1zz0wrn3d!!
- P1Zz0WRN3d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

(To ensure that one does not suffer ridicule from others, the word "pizzowrned" should only be used jokingly. Adding a statement such as "lol" afterwards may be desired for the purpose of making sure nobody will think you are a total "NOOB" for saying such a rediculously immature corruption of a word already corrupted more than it should be.)

You got P1ZZOWRN3D NOOB!

I just totally pizzowrned them all!!!

pizzowrned by sHoRt bUs kId October 25, 2007

pizzowned 

the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.

Tom totally pizzowned Amanda that one time

pizzowned by Stupy John January 6, 2005

pizowned 

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself

Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!

pizowned by Vertigo May 23, 2004

pjizzowned 

1. The highest possible form of pwnage. It's got all the humiliation present in pizzowned, plus the humiliation equivalent of getting jizzed on hardcore like you're in the finale of a porno flick. Being pjizzowned is so bad, that to date, it is believed that no mortal has ever managed to do it to anybody in this context.

2. To literally be jizzed on like in the finale of a porno flick.

1. According to Judeo-Christian belief, God pjizzowned humankind by flooding the world.

2. Holy shit, did you see that? That blonde chick just got pjizzowned hardcore!

pjizzowned by Teh M43n September 26, 2005

pizzoned 

The act of being pwned
Having something that is pwn

Dude, I just pizzoned you!

pizzoned by Devion September 28, 2003

pizowned 

v. Verb: To Pizowned, to be Pizowned, also: to be pizowned in the hizzy.
1) To be owned, but worse, and to the point of almost suicide as you are shuned by your many friends and feel worthless like the nub you are. kthx

j00 nubs got pizowned in the hizzzzzyyy !!!!!!!11

pizowned by Kage (Shadow) October 12, 2003

pizzownd 

A combination of the terms "Pizone" (as in the pizza) and "pwnd" (as in to defeat). Together they mean the same thing as "pwnd" and their combination is more of a novelty than a genuine addition to language. It tends to be colloquial.

"Dude, you just got PIZZOWND by that guy driving the Warthog!"

pizzownd by SEGA fanboy September 1, 2005