Michigan Pap Smear

While having unplanned anal sex in the dark, (person) 1, rides (person) 2's penis and if 2's penis happens to come out, 1 places it back into his/her own anal cavity and resumes the activity with 1's hands on 2's chest, neck, and/or arms. When the activity has finished and the light comes back on, both parties will find that bowel excrement has been smeared all over 2's chest, neck, and/or arms.

Dude, me and my boyfriend had anal sex last night and i forgot to clean out my ass. His dick popped out and i put it back in, and i had gone to choke him cause he gets off on that. When we were done i turned on the lights and he had shit all over his neck!! He told me i gave him a Michigan Pap Smear.

by AnimalGinn666 June 3, 2010

The Pap Smear

When you are a doctor and you are going down on a girl but you notice something is wrong so you diagnose her on the spot.

So I was going down on Christine and her vagina smelled fishy so I did The Pap Smear on her and diagnosed her with bacterial vaginosis.

by SlimTim June 25, 2016

Smearnoff Pap Smear

variant spelling of Smirnoff Pap Smear

Hey honey? Let's try a Smearnoff Pap Smear tonight.

by Nathan Hall January 22, 2006

Republican Pap Smear

A term used to describe a conservative man who often wears brightly colored shorts, a sporty polo, and has a level of toxicity that makes everyone in the room uncomfortable. Most likely to drug college girls for sex.

“Don’t let that guy anywhere near your drink. He’s definitely a Republican Pap Smear.”

by WhiningWhiteBoi#yoloswag August 18, 2019

Pap My Smear

Slang for a specific type of doctor appointment for women.

I wish I could meet you for coffee, unfortunately I have to meet my doctor and pap my smear.

by gia33 July 10, 2009

pap shmear

a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.

dude 1: (farts on dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?

by Tex February 22, 2005

Pap-smeared

A term used when Jonathan Papelbon (Boston Red Sox) successfully completes a save or strikes out a significant batter.

1. Yankees got Pap-smeared last night, Ry, so sick.
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"

by A Flesh June 10, 2009