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I.M.D.P

Instant Messaging Domestic Partner

An IMDP is someone you chat with online more than you speak to anyone else; this includes people living w/ you. The first things you do when you wake up are login to your IM and await the popup window w/ “good morn’n” - the first of the day’s 900+ lines of chat. You IM about everything from life, love, relationships, friendships, pets, family, kids, taking shits, fashion, lack of bathing, people you are stalking, people stalking you, farts, food, barf, boogers, dicks, dildos, sex, music, movies, work, people you hate, people you love and a true IMDP IMing session will have multiple conversations happening simultaneously w/out confusion. IMing your IMDP will take top priority over important things such as work & family. You may IM while at the dinner table with your family, while watching TV, or talking on the phone with a real person, and most importantly you will IM about the shit you are taking as you are taking it! Your IMDP is the first person you talk to in the morning and the last person at night. You talk about your IMDP on the rare occasions you are not IMing with them. While on dates your conversations will likely start with “OMG, the other day my IMDP IM’ed me saying….”. Friday and Saturday nights are spent together, each with a bottle (or 10) of $2 wine, IMing each other while getting shit faced drunk & laughing at how pathetic your lives have become but secretly enjoying the late night cyber boozing!
A real excerpt from an I.M.D.P. chat (names changed)....

Jane: Good Morning!

Jill: Morn’n! I was watching Glee this morning and the mean cheerleading coach was doing the master cleanse but she made hers with lemons, syrup, Cayenne pepper, and ipecac! LOL might try that

Jane: wow - I have never tried it

Jill: I call it the "leave work early cocktail"

Jane: what does it feel like?

Jill: like a delicious mix of healthy bulimia and freedom from the man! LOL

Jane: MY DOG JUST DRANK MY PEE
nevermind
THE ONE TIME I flush
damnit

Jill: lame
by Bag-o-Crazy July 8, 2011
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T.M.P.D.A

Too Much Public Display of Affection.

When two people are seen making out in a public area like a shopping mall or a park. Usually said when the two people can't keep their hands off each other and are constantly kissing each other.
Guy 1: Hey check out those two they can't keep their hands off each other I don't think I've seen them apart for one second.

Guy 2: T.M.P.D.A

or

Friend: Aah c'mon guys T.M.P.D.A can't you two keep off each other for one second there are kids about
by mohamedrapadoo July 26, 2009
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d/p/m

Date/pass/maybe

I never knew what this meant until now so i thought I'd help someone who didn't know what it meant either :) lmfao I'm dumb sorry
"Like for 21 questions"
like and I'll inbox you this lmao

D/p/m: 👈👈👈
Tbh:

Rate 1-100:

We should:

Hug/kiss:

Dtc/dtf:

You are:
Do I hate you?

Do I like you?
Do I trust you?

Do i love you?
Did you ever make me mad?
Did you ever make me smile?
Did I ever had a crush on you?
Would I ever date you?

Would I kiss you?

Would I chill with you?
by ghost.zone March 9, 2017
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P.D.M.

PiNK DiAMOND MAFiA. A new female cliquesimilar tot the Pink Ladies, but definitely more urban.this group originated in Southeast San Diego, and can be identified by their gold name plate necklaces that read: P.D.M. in Old English text with a literal pink diamond in the upper left hand of the "P". the Pink Diamond Mafia is into getting cake and they've got the most haters on the pacific coast if you are said to be PDM-ing, you are making money, acting snobby, and looking good.
Laydee Virgo's P.D.M.-ing like a mug!
by LAyDeE ViRGO October 3, 2007
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P.D.M.S

Pussy Deprived Man Sydrome: When a man is acting like a bitch cuz he ain't been laid in ages......
Yo dude Andy been P.D.M.S'in ever since he been single bro, we need to hook up a booty call
by Pissed Off Roomie October 4, 2011
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P.D.M.F.P.

Bee-How is you?
Della-P.D.M.F.P.
by MN711 April 7, 2006
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M.P.D.

It's shaped like a pyramid and it's feels very good when you touch it
by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023
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