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Owens (urban legend) 

A hybrid rat mutant spotted commonly throughout Southern Ohio theorised to live in sewer systems, creek beds and thought to have feast on fatbergs and shit puddles these mythological creatures leave a sickening thick gut wrenching stench were ever they travel they are also known to reproduce a sexauly and speak in a mysterious static like language, and if you are around them beware of radioactive poisoning they drink melted lead and a mixture of chemicals to produce their acidic internal fluids .
I've heard about Owens (urban legend)

owens winkie 

Owens winkie is a very large chose that weighs 2 billion pounds. It has a scab the open up and bleeds every night for 2 hours. He also has a scar from when he spread peanut butter on his balls for his dogs to lick but they took a chomp instead. He also has a very large stray pube that tickles his buthole to get the butflakes out of his asshole every night then he picks them out and eats them for desert. He also has one stray Pube coming off his extremely large stray pube. Finally Owen has black mole with a hat coming off of it, it also has mold growing along the edges of his mole.
Yuck did you guys hear about Owens winkie.
owens winkie by Sledgang... January 12, 2018

The Candace Owens effect 

A member of a marginalized community saying that the community isn't marginalized and/or deserve to be marginalized for personal gain
Person 1: Queers aren't oppressed, I have a gay friend who said they weren't
Person 2: that's just The Candace Owens effect

Grayson Owens Charm 

1) to have someone completely mad at you like you again after an extremely short period of time.

2) Having the ability to attract the most psychotic and crazy girls there are

3) Being able to be a complete jerk but still having everyone like you.
1) "hey are you still mad at him?" "Nah, he's got that Grayson Owens charm!"

2) "dang that dude's had like ten stalkers!" "haha no doubt, he's got that Grayson Owens Charm"

Rick Owens 

Usually what I'm dressed in.
Raf Simons
Rick Owens
Usually what I'm dressed iiiiin.
- Asap Rocky
Rick Owens by o0o0o0o0 April 27, 2017

Candace Owens 

a poc who reeks of internalized misogyny. she probably has "post about AOC" in her daily schedule. the type to cry a river when a human being who possesses testicles wears a skirt.
"who's candace owens?"
"biggest pick-me"