outdoor Jared

The ability to do anything exceptionally well except in a serious and important situation.

Damn he fucked that dude up he went outdoor Jared on his ass

by James13ardem May 23, 2018

Outdoor Designer

An Outdoor Designer specializes in designing outdoor spaces. They are responsible for developing a concept and choosing which elements to include in the design. Anything from outdoor kitchens, swimming pools, hot tubs, furniture, fire elements, water features, lighting and sound, all makeup areas the outdoor designer will be knowledgable about. Outdoor designers are not the same as interior designers.

My outdoor designer is one of the best. She has designed a putting green in my backyard that goes around the swimming pool. I'm also going to have a beer tap right next to my grill in the outdoor kitchen. I can't wait!

by RISE Outdoor Design July 5, 2019

outdoor boyfriend

your boyfriend that isn't aloud inside

"babe please let me in! i haven't showered in weeks!"
"no, no, no, no, no, no, you're my outdoor boyfriend you stay out here"

by goat-man April 5, 2021

outdoor fireplace

See: California

A place almost entirely covered in fire.

California is a huge outdoor fireplace right now.

by ArtVandelay July 7, 2008

outdoor weed

A type of marijuana that is grown outdoors, will generally grow a lot taller and faster than indoor weed. Is known to get you more stoned for a shorter period of time.

Me and Johnny smoked a fat spliff of some of his best outdoor weed, and then we listened to some 2pac.

by bubbakool November 1, 2007

outdoor friend

Simply put. A friend that doesn't belong inside.

Criteria for an Outdoor friend:
1. Doesn't readily learn the rules of the inside. ( i.e. don't leave the swisher guts on my table.)
2. Is happier outside (or at least makes everyone else happier when they are outside)
3. Misses the toilet
4. Clogs the toilet
5. Easy to trick/tease/torment etc.

Nick: Why do i have to be outside?
Me: Because you are an outdoor friend.

by 206Lexicon July 4, 2008

Outdoor Laundry

Categorized as a hybrid, this fruity homegrown, outdoor strain was only deserving of a name that accurately reflected it's mellow side effects which include a relaxed, wavy feeling that is most similar to Laundry as it hangs outdoors drying on a line in your yard. The name you ask? "Outdoor Laundry” and from there, an iconic strain was born.

Hey man, give me a quarter of that Outdoor Laundry if you have it

by DaveyDictionary November 7, 2020