osiris martinez

Osiris Martinez is the best human being in the world. He is the handsomest and most caring husband. He knows exactly what to say and when to say it. His eyes are what calms me down when I felt like giving up for so long, he truly deserves the world. His curls make him look so damn fine ... makes him look even more like a superhero; my superhero. I truly am in love with this goofy, passionate, beyond life changing blessing. If I could use a few words to describe him I would say: fine as fuck, perfect, handsome, friendly, caring, understanding, goofy, just anything perfect. His hugs are the most warm and welcoming, and his soft lips make me feel like a princess when he kisses any part of me. I love you and it will always be us in our blue house with our 6 monkeys.

Osiris Martinez is the love of my life.

by Mrs. Valerie Martinez November 24, 2018

Osiris

He is a god and he is a nice guy who raids minnits and is an anti-visco who hates people who are annoying and any motha fucka who does shit goes to where we all know he's gonna go and it's gonna be dark and you will see your end is near.

There was once Osiris of the king of god's family.

by anonymous March 3, 2021

osiris

egotistical person destined to rule the world.

I am osiris and thus you shall bow down before me.

by ozzizus August 27, 2005

Osiris

Sexy beast, she has a king heart but can be sassy a times. Cares about you feeling sand food. If you please her she will most definitely please you back ;)

Osiris the ancient god from greek mythology

by oShii March 22, 2019

Osiris

An Osiris is the best thing that will ever happen to you. She's smart pretty and usually, dyslexic. She has a wild soul and can not be tamed. Once you have an Osiris as a friend you have a person that will be there for you forever.

Hey I hung out with Osiris today
Man! I don't have an Osiris . Was she fun?
Dude she is the coolest thing ever.

by Mignonette September 27, 2017

osiris

like the best effing skate shoe, not ur friggin adio or etnies( theyre prettty comfy tho, but gay)

osiris = da shit that rocks my socks

by fatty mc fat fat May 27, 2006

Osiris

1.Shoes that were cool in the age of Jerry Hsu until all of the kids from Webster, NY began wearing them with their gay hollister hoodies.

2.Also known as Plastic Shoes for their rediculously unnecessary shine, resulting in a plasic-like look

Jake-Dude check out my new Osiris's

Lou-Dude, your a fag

by Barry MaCockner the 11th January 17, 2010